Sailing Ship

A ship that has a large amount of people shipping it. Most ships have only a few people who like the ship, however, if the ship gains popularity, it may start "sailing"

"wow I never would have expected for (insert ship name here) to become a sailing ship" -a random person who is commenting on a sailing ship

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Smooth Sailing

masturbating with sand paper in hand
See smooth sailin' for a more extensive definition

smooooooooooooooooooth sailing, smooth sailing

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Sailing with the Captain

A Song by the Celtic rock band Dust Rhinos about Drinking lots of Captain Morgan Rum

I was sailing with the Captain, he'll show me the sights, I wish tomorrow morning would be as good as tonight

sail through

do sth or deal with sth very easily

My teacher says that I should sail through the exam, but I’m not so sure

Chris sails

He had like 45 girlfriends in the past 3 years and he was thicker than all of em

Oh that’s Chris sails big booty ass

Baked sail

Similar to a baked sale, a baked sai is a bake sale in which everyone is high and also is on a boat.

A. Did you hear about the baked sail week?
B. No
A. I was like tripping balls and we donated about 15$ to help fight cancer. And we were on a boat.
B. How much did it cost?
A. About 500$, and the cush was about 1,500$
B. Are you KIDDING ME? WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU JUST DONATE THE MONEY IN THE FIRST PLACE
A. Because then I wouldn't have been able to say it was a baked sail
B. when are you gonna grow up and get a job?
A.You think you're better than me because you got accepted into college?
B. I overheard Clair tell my mom that she wishes I was her son and not you
A. No, you didn't
B. I did too, she said that all you ever do is spend the rest of your dad's life insurance
A. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PUSSY!
B. Soon the life insurance money is gonna whare out and your gonna have to face reality
A. At least my girlfriend doesn't sleep with the whole fucking town
B. TAKE THAT BACK
A. she is probably cheating on you right now!
B. Your mom said she wishes it was you instead of Bill
A. I fucked Sally
B. You did not you lying cunt
A. Yeah, here's her texts to me
B. You son of a bitch, ILL KILL YOU BASTERED!
A.where did you, get that knife?
B. DIE YOU JACKASS!
B. Oh no, what have I done? I have just committed a murder. I'm going to prison, My girlfriend, my house, my life, it's gone. Life is not worth living anymore. My girlfriend cheated on me, I killed my best friend, and now I'm going to spend the rest of my life in prison. I cant live like this. *cuts wrist.

Garage Sailing

The act of going to multiple garage sales, usually involves waking up early on the weekends and bargaining for lower prices on items you can flip on eBay.

I went garage sailing one weekend and made over $100 selling online.