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Salem High School (Salem Ma)

A school populated by 98% Spanish people who all live in the infamous "point" They also run the first floor.

The deans consist of Mr.Wulf Yes Wulf a member of the "Wulf pack"
Mrs.Decorcey Some little Irish lady nobody really hears about
And last but not least THE ROCKY BALBOA I mean Mr.Shevory
"The wanna be principal" The real principal Mr.Angeramo seems just to talk on his phone all day and be to nice. The halls of Salem High are guarded by DRUM ROLL PLEASE Ms.Garret!! She will call the cops on you. The sports teams are good of course because our athletic director is Coach Connolly. Even though we spend all of our money on football and basketball we still seem to scrape up some money for the other sports. Salem High is also the home of John Wilkinson The oldest janitor in the United States of America You know he has been alive for 98 years retired 3 times and still comes back to threaten the lives of young high school students. Were also the school with the youngest teacher Mr.DiMauro like c'mon how am i suppose to respect somebody thats like a couple years older than me. He just turned 23. The teachers always complain about how poor they are and how they dont have any money but they still come in the next day i mean like people quit and go beg on the corner for money. At Salem High for once white people are the minority.

Bob: Yo have u heard about that school were like 98% of the kids are spanish its like in that little witch colony?

Peter: Yea isn't it thats school Salem High School (Salem Ma) for once us white people are the minority

by High school student salem ma June 7, 2011

120πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


Salem High

salem high is a school in virgina beach aka the 757 we kick ass

"Salem high is mad gangsta yo"

by Zach S February 28, 2005

23πŸ‘ 50πŸ‘Ž


Winston-Salem

City in North Carolina with the best mall, Hanes Mall.

Girl-Lets go to Winston-Salem this weekend!

Second Girl- Yes im so ready to shop at hanes mall

by cute and sexi May 13, 2009

36πŸ‘ 99πŸ‘Ž


salem shampoo

a sexual act in which one flexible man fellates himself, and retains the semen expelled from his penis in his mouth, before spitting it into the hair of his partner (usually another man).

so he said he was going to show me a neat trick, and then he gave me a salem shampoo.

by Boss Haole April 8, 2008

5πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Salem Witch Trials

A bunch of bullshit trials back in 1692. A bunch of women and men were hanged because of a bunch of little girls trying to get attention. The evidence that was taken was the girls' word that other people's "specters" or spirits, that no one else could see had attacked them. Their religion made them dumbasses and caused them to judge unreasonably and murder innocent people with no evidence whatsoever.

The salem witch trials were a load of shit and caused many innocent people to die.

by sphincterboyyo October 29, 2009

133πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Salem bin Laden

brother of Osama bin Laden, in 1979 he provided financing for George W Bush to start a small oil company called Arbusto this was the beginning of a long friendship and business relationship between the Bush family and the bin Laden family

Bush's friendship with Salem bin Laden has surely clouded his judgement in dealing with Osama bin Laden. Instead of aggressively persuing Osama, Bush invaded Iraq, removed Osama's mortal enemy Saddam Hussein from power and turned Iraq over to al Qaida.

by Michael_Hunt May 25, 2008

1247πŸ‘ 228πŸ‘Ž


salem middle school

Salem middle school is a terrible school with it’s terrible guidance counselors and principal they say #spartanproud but in reality no one is proud of that school.

Salem middle school sucks

by previousspartan November 7, 2017

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