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Living the LA lifestyle through the use of cocaine and sandals
A synonym of the Los Angeles Diet
The number one way to lose weight is coke and sandals.
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an expression of frustration; think sandals worn in Nordic spring while there is still traces of snow.
Sally: Did you remember to do your calc homework?
Tina: What homework?
Sally: The chapter review
Tina: Angry Sandals!
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Noun; A sexual act in which a man rounds up no more than 3 young boys with stump legs, gives them eye patches and a nazi bandanna, and gets a footjob from them.
Jim: How was Tijuana?
Carl: It was pretty good. I tricked a few homeless cripple kids into giving me a green sandal. I tell ya, nothing like spending the holidays in Mexico.
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Going to a friend's house for the first time and taking a shit just to realize they have no toilet paper, so you proceed to sneakily abduct and use one their sandals to wipe your ass.
(Walking out of bathroom) "Hey man, I just got done shit sandaling!"
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when a man comes on his foot and his partner licks it off
slippery sandal: blow job of the toes
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people who can only think in numbers relative to their field of expertise and themselves- completely missing the point that the customer is not them.
The same group that would argue Birkenstocks and cargo shorts as suitable office wear.
"our products are so expensive because the sandal peoples definition of "high-quality" is waaaaaay above our consumers definition of "high-quality"
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something you say when exiting a group of people in an epic fashion
Ronald slap Tim in the face and said "Penis Sandals" before walking away
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