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1:what women are born to make
2:what men eat because a woman brought him one.
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A small town in rural Illinois. Originally called Almond, but was re-named Sandwich by Senator(I think)Almond to Sandwich. No, seriously, it's true.
Let's go to Sandwich and laugh at their funny name!
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a good sandwich. better than dylan's sammich.
Mike "my sandwich is awesome!"
Dylan "i wish my sammich was a sandwich like yours..."
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Starting in bed, when a girl is all playful "noo, i dont wanna have sex" but after some strategic maneuvering, you're all up in that and shes like "yesssss, yessss, oh god, yesss", but then the bitch gets all back to the "no" in court a few months later.
Yeah, she brought me to court for sexual assault and hit me with "the no sandwich". She swore to God both times...what a liar
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The unfortunate problem of getting sand caught in the anus area after a trip to the beach. The arse cheeks act as two slices of bread as the sand filling rapes holes in the person anus causing bleeding. Very common with sailors.
Mike waddled back to the car after a fumble on the beach with his est friends missus complaining of sandwich
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1. Something to do as a bonding exercise particularly when hungry. Quick and easy BUT also complex and diverse. To deprive great pleasure from making something so simple yet incredibly tasty.
2. To be standing on a beach when something remarkable happens that you always hoped for.
Damn...... Now that was a great sandwich.
We have never been as close as we are when we make sandwiches.
I love sandwiches more than I love life. If I can't have a sandwich I might as well die.
I can't believe that sandwish came true. Thank god for sandwishes
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The Sandwich is in reference to a method of committing a violent act toward another human being (most often a women, but this is dependent on sexual preference). In order to properly execute this move, it must be done as follows:
Fuck
Kill
Fuck
As you can see, the fucking makes up the thin breaded portion of the sandwich, where as the killing is the meat of the whole thing. There is another variation, which is called "The Club Sandwich", which goes as follows:
Fuck
Stab
Fuck
Stab
Fuck
Although killing is not directly stated in The Club Sandwich, it is most certainly implied.
"Man, I got really mad at my girlfriend last night, so I fucking gave her The Sandwich. Long story short mom, I need $100 000 for bail."
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