saskatchewan streak

The act in which one doesn't wipe and scooches across ones chest and smears shit on their body for sexual pleasure.

Mudbone: she wanted to get freaky so I gave her a Saskatchewan streak

Saskatchewan Roadblock

A roadblock in which drivers are stopped to verify that they are in fact under the influence of alcohol. Sober drivers are stopped, and must consume alcohol in order to proceed.

Named due to the fact that Saskatchewan ranks among the highest of Canadian provinces for instances of impaired driving.

At the entrance of my ranch is a Saskatchewan Roadblock. Drivers with a blood alcohol content of zero must take a shot of fireball in order to enter.