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Shams is the kind of girl who is most likely to be a gemini *usually🤯*she is well where do we start.. WE CANT BECAUSE IF WE DO WE WONT COME TO AN END.. She is talented at literally everything that comes to mind, music? Yes, she literally the next mozzart.. Art? Yessir like where do i even start.. Sports? Yessir michael b jordyn got nothing on her... And way way more AMD LETS NOT forget how pretty she is YESS QUEENNNN🤩🤩🤩 also she is short
If you find a shams in you are Lucky
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A slang term referring to drinking a Shamrock Shake from Mcdonalds, which only has Shamrock Shakes for a month around St. Patricks day.
Dude, last night we went shamming, and it was fucking great man.
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combination between instant coffee and coca-cola
sham, coffee, coffee-coke mix, mix drink, geek
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An act that takes place during group sex in which one couple holds a large piece of saran wrap over one person in another couple. The other person in the other couple then pees on the saran wrap and keeps adding random liquids onto it until the weight of them weighs the saran wrap down to the point that it is almost touching the person under it. Then the couple holding it turns it over and the person under it is doused with the horrible mixture.
Person 1: Did you see the Shamming that Leo received?
Person 2: Yeah, I think there was pickle juice in it.
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The Sham is a short name of the dodgy area called Wyesham. Only people with massive balls walk round wyesham because if you step foot there you will be shanked by the weed smoking chavs from the sham You can find the sham’s chavs hanging around the local ‘McColl’s shop’. They stand outside threatening you to buy them some ciggies or they’ll “shank you up wasteman”. If I was you I’d say out of The Sham
Person A: “Have you ever been to Wyesham?”
Person B: “No I haven’t been to The Sham because I don’t want to be shanked.”
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Local Resident: *Walks into McColl’s shop in The Sham*
Sham Chav: “Oi wasteman! Buy me sum ciggies or I’ll shank you up fam!”
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The practice whereby an insecure individual will copy and paste a recently sent text message to their partner, via their Facebook page.
The practice of Shamming can often reap mixed results. Regularly, jobless folk, with no real world knowledge of the Shammer, will like this post. They may even comment with phrases such as 'aww, how sweet' and 'what are you upto today Hun.' These comments should be ignored as they originate from agoraphobic single mum's who yearn to converse with someone else regarding current topics on the Jeremy Kyle show.
Less commonly, a response to a Sham post will be one with negative undertones, written solely to shrink the Shammer's over-inflated ego. Comments to look out for are 'Vom' and 'Gay.' these will often be made by individuals whom actually know the Shammer. Although these may seem offensive, they are used primarily to remind the Shammer that friends would understand if personal conversations were undertaken upon a mobile phone with unlimited text messages.
I just looked on Facebook and noticed that girl has been Shamming again. It made me realise how privileged I am to retain her friendship on Facebook as I'm now fully aware she loves her boyfriend. I also know that she will be sharing a bag of maltesers with him this evening whilst watching Coronation Street in bed. Without her Shamming I would truly be lost
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a person who loves to do stupid poses in photos dresses the same as everyone they hang around with
wears leggins and bellytops with spikey(girls) or backcombed hair(girls)
they put on fake accents and everything about them is fake
they also like to threaten girls and start fights.
She hopped on my friends Lauren in her leggins and big hair shes a sham nobody likes her
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