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Shave The Hamster

When you return home after a long work week, open a beverage, turn on your favourite Spotify playlist and take some time to relax. Shaving The Hamster reaches it peak if accompanied by a canine/feline companion.

โ€œHey Dennis, you wouldnโ€™t believe it but Iโ€™ve just got home and the house is empty. Perfect time to Shave The Hamsterโ€

by BaldHamster December 17, 2021


Shaved to the bone

The art of shaving off all pubic hair

Craig-Did you blast that wee burd last night?

Archie-Course I did ya fucking mad man
Craig-Any good?
Archie-She was shaved to the bone and took it up the dump valve.
Craig-Hahahaha, I'll take that as an aye then?
Archie-Aye pal, she was a braw shag

by Tammytamsin June 22, 2014

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Shaving the Beard

When a heterosexual woman divorces her gay husband.

After 30 years of unknowingly acting as Bruce's beard, Cindy finally divorced him after he got caught red-handed at the gay bar.

Bruce: I'm sorry I didn't tell you that I was gay when we got married. Will you stay married to me and pretend that we have sex?

Cindy: I think it's time you came out of the closet - I'm shaving the beard!

by Steve Fraser September 21, 2011


dry shaving

The process of shaving (usually your face) without any water or shaving foam.

Highly uncomfortable and undesirable, but often essential when you're in a rush to get somewhere, and remember you haven't shaved that day.

"What happened to your chin mate?"
"Forgot I had that job interview this morning, woke up late and had to rush out of the house."
"So what's with the chin?"
"Ah, I had to resort to dry shaving"

"Fancy a night out? If we're quick we can catch the metro/subway/train/bus in for cheap?"
"Yeah I'm game, just let me grab a dry shave"

by OhTheDamageIsDone October 24, 2010

14๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


shaved clam

*****A Shaved Pussy*****

Your girlfriend has a shaved clam

by Your Neighbor January 4, 2006

75๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


shave the bug

to shave the pussy. making reference to shaving the hair around the vagina.

dude, we were drinking some beers and she jumped in the shower and let me watch her shave the bug

I dont go down on any chick that does not shave the bug

by b. hanback February 17, 2008

36๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


No Shave November

To not partake in the use of a razor for the entire month of November.

This month has the effect of categorizing men, most of whom will have a girlfriend who disapproves and will counter by offering "No Sex November" as well. The pussies will cave within the first week and shave. The candidates will go the whole month without shaving. But the real men among us will not only not shave but will have sex anyway, once again proving the theory that women are always wrong.

Average douchebag guido chump: I was participating in No Shave November, but my ol' lady wouldn't give me any so I had to shave.

Moderately manly man: That's fucking weak. I went the whole month. Suck it up!

Fucking Viking: Hahaha, you two are a bunch of pussies. I couldn't even keep the bitches off of me this month, because I am a fucking Viking! Ha, ha.

by General Septem October 6, 2009

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