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boob shelf

The semi-horizontal space created by the top-side of boobs; depth and slope determined by cup size and perkiness.

NOT Boob Shelf.

"When she eats chips, she gets a lot of crumbs on her boob shelf", or "When I sit in my recliner, my kitten likes to nap on my boob shelf."

by Chicadee February 18, 2011

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shelf-ass

Where the back and butt of a person seem to intersect at a 90 degree angle forming a shelf. For which one can rest an arm, cup, or book, like a bookshelf.

DAMN! Check out that shelf-ass on that ho, I could rest a cup on it!

by brandy kim April 19, 2011

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Toilet Shelf

That weird thing that you really donโ€™t know the name of that basically acts as a toilet lid. That thing is used most as a shelf for random shit in your house. Ranging anywhere from tampons to sea glass and dried starfish! On top of that, it can even be used as an insanely overpowered killing machine if used with blunt force to the head, just like during a zombie apocalypse.

Hey did you set the salad on the toilet shelf? I swear Laura if you did again this time Iโ€™m going to kick your ass!

by Boy Scout Socks March 28, 2021


Shelf Gay

A gay guy who looks similar/ has a similar height/ build/ personality/ category to another gay guy.

If these two gays were food products in a supermarket, they would be found in the same aisle and, depending on how similar they are, the same shelf, due to being virtually the same product.

These gay people will typically have the same guys go for each them, and will often compete for the same guys in return, which typically creates an unspoken rivalry between the two of them.

ANOTHER one of my exes has been going out with that James guy again. That James is SUCH a shelf gay omgggg sksksksks

by MsnFrancis October 25, 2019


kill shelf

The shelf of liquor bottles that you've finished

Yo look at that frat's kill shelf

by Rustic bitch face August 16, 2015


Shelf Rack

n. What happens when large, real titties are forced upwards by excessive amounts of structural support to produce a shelf-like cleavage useful for storing cellphones and dollar bills, and for holding food.

If I had shelf rack right now, I could totally keep a tv dinner there.

by Sterlinghetti May 6, 2011


People Shelf

A small to medium sized object that should be capable of holding at least one person. Also may be known as a Sofa or a chair.

Hey, you got anywhere to sit?
Yeah, the people shelf's right over there.

by Anhilliator1 October 15, 2016