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shitness

The opposite of sweetness

I dropped my ipod. Shitness!

by Odetta April 3, 2006

74πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


No Shit

1. An expression used to state the obvious.
2. Not owning or possesing something.

Man: *Cough *Cough *Cough
Woman: Sounds like you got a nasty cough!
Man: Yeah? No Shit!

Man 1: I need money!
Man 2: I have no shit on me.

by niftymatt October 17, 2005

243πŸ‘ 101πŸ‘Ž


Shit

The richest word in English. It can be used to maney things.

1) Geographical position - Where's that SHIT?
2) Geographical position 2 - At 21 o'clock, I'm leaving this SHIT.
3) Adjective - You're SHIT.
4) Quantitative auxiliary - I work to hell and I don't get SHIT.
5) Profissional specialization - He only makes SHIT.
6) MBA - He makes a lot of SHIT.
7) Synonym of coward - He is a piece of SHIT.
8) Admiration - Holy SHIT.
9) Question - You made shit, right?
10) Visual indicator - I can't see SHIT.
11) Specie indicator - What does this SHIT think he is?
12) Mess indicator - Everything is SHIT.
13) Job - If you reading so far, it means you aren't doing SHIT.

by Mateus Roque December 10, 2008

311πŸ‘ 133πŸ‘Ž


shit

1. Slang for fecal matter.
2. Vulgar slang refering to anything (often taking the place of the word "stuff").
3. Exclaimation of frustration or anger.
4. How Sean Connery pronounces the word "sit."

1. "I'm takin' a shit."
2. "Gimme that shit!"
3. "Holy shit!"
4. "I'm going to shit down and have myself a martini!"

by Nick Agneta August 4, 2005

113πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


is the shit

a phrase that implies the exact opposite of what it entails, instead of a negative connotation. Many a netizen have mistaken "is the shit" for implying what it literally means. What doesn't help is those who use it incorrectly as well. The plural form of "is the shit" is "are the shit".

Example 1: Damn! Lady GaGa is the shit because she is a more smarter and sluttier whore Britney Spears will ever be.

Example 2: Peter North has a big mother-****ing penis that owns your micropenis, so therefore he is the shit.

Example 3: That bitch's tits are the shit!

by Deddie Mukaca July 22, 2009

92πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


That shit

That shit is used to describe an outfit that is dripping hard as fuck

Aye Trey you got that shit on..

by Notsgnal January 4, 2020

62πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Shitted

Basically means shit but it’s past tense.

Omg my data’s shitted, sorry man.

by Shitted April 18, 2018

38πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž