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Shit on a Dick

A phrase that means "I will go off" or "I'm so fucking high right now"

"If Tammy shows up I will literally shit on a dick"
"I'm not good right now Becky, I am shitting on a dick"

by thenamesgenital February 20, 2018

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Dick Shit

Shit that comes out of ones dick and most likely will come out in spaghetti form.

My dick shit had corn/nuts in it.

My dick had diaherria.

I need an enima for me winky

by Paul O. August 10, 2005

13πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


shit ass dick bitch

You call your buddy matteo this when he's acting up

Yo Matteo Corsi you're a shit ass dick bitch and you should stop acting up

by Penis bitch ass shit ass June 26, 2017

46πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


dick shit

A dick head that's full of shit

That dick shit stole my beer and told the most full of shit stories I've ever heard.

by Tyler R wright June 5, 2015

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


dick shit

Another name for sperm, jizz, semen.

Whoa gurl! You made my dick shit in my pants!
"Every man's dick shit is white colored."

by DarkAbysstriss September 21, 2009

5πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


are you shitting my dick

A popular catch from TikTok humorously asking if you’re being serious/for real

β€œdude that test was hard”
β€œare you shitting my dick right now?! i haven’t studied”

by bahka78 October 6, 2021

46πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Are you shitting my dick

Are you being for real

Vivian are you shitting my dick right now

by cowboygoldfish April 18, 2022

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž