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right before you are about to blow your load you cock your dick along with a cocking noise and spooge all over the face.
Dude: oh baby... baby baby... baby..... baby...chick chick! ahhh.(spooge)
Girl: What was that?
Dude: The Shotgun!
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guy:oh no a zombie
zombie: arrrgg
guy: (pulls out shotgun)
zombie:arrrrgg
guy:take this *bang*
zombie:.....
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When you sneeze so hard the snot exits your nose through both nostrils, hence the name.
I hate having allergies and a cold at the same time; I tend to do a lot of shotguns then.
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The person taking the front seat in a car other than the driver.. originally comes from the earlier days when trams were in use and people used to get robbed by thugs during their journey.. So there was a person sitting near the driver with a shotgun to keep the thugs away.. And hence the person sitting near the driver in the front is called a shotgun..
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Not just for riding shotgun in the front seat. Can be used for calling anything. Beats dibs, bagsie ect...
Opposite of shotgun is notgun.
SHOTGUN
Tim: Shotgun remote
Sam: I wanted the remote
Tim: Tough, i shogtgunned
NOTGUN
Mum: Who wants to run down to the store and buy some bread?
Tim: Notgun
Sam: Fuck you!
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1. The front passenger seat of a vehicle.
2. "Shotgun _____" is called when a person wishes to lay claim to an object or to perform an action that several people wish perform that only one person can perform. After "shotgun ____" is called, an opponent may say "shamble" in an attempt to gain control of the shotgunned object/ action. In order to prevent the shotgunned object/ action from being shambled, the original shotgunner may say "shotgun _____, no shambles" making it so the desired object/ action cannot be shambled. However, if the original shotgunner neglects to add "no shambles" to the end of the shotgunning phrase, the original shotgunner and the challenger must compete in a best 2 of 3 game of rock paper scissors. This decides the final winner of desired object/ action. Shotguns that have been shambled cannot be shambled for again.
See also: shotnot
1. If Tommy wouldn't have sat shotgun, he would not have been impaled by that telephone pole when the car crashed. Poor Tommy.
2. a) -Shotgun the tv!
-Shambles!
*rockpaperscissors*x3
-Damn, I should have said "no shambles". Now I'm gonna miss my soaps.
b)-shotgun eating the last piece of cake, no shambles!
-fine, i didn't really want it anyway *cries*
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When you finger a girl in her vagina with one finger and in her ass with ur thumb at the same time.
"I shotguned my girl last nite."
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