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Snarf

A rebuttal word used when someone is being ridiculous or nonsensical. A word only a retard like Thunda would understand.

"I'm perfect"

"snarf"

by PurplePain December 28, 2005

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Snarf

To sneeze and barf (also, sneeze and poop, or pee) at the same time.

I was eating lunch yesterday, smelled a fart, and nearly snarfed myself to death.

by Dr. Jonas Finklestein September 4, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Snarf

A complete and utter retard of the highest order, often altered to the word Snarftard.

Snarfs generally talk out of their arses, and make comments that make little or no sense.

They also tend to be pathetic individuals, who whine that life has been tough for them.

That makes no sense at all, why must you be such a Snarf?

by Mr. Samoa Joe May 26, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


snarfing

The act of sucking a load of Cum through one's nostrel
Snorting a load of cum like a line of Coke
Snorting seamen through Nostrol
Hooveing a Load of cum from a cock pussy or asshole

She snarfed a Load then spit it out her mouth
Snarfing the freah load
Snarfing is fun

by Dill hole May 9, 2006

14๐Ÿ‘ 51๐Ÿ‘Ž


Snarf

-verb
1. To eat voraciously, hastily, or hungrily in large quantities.

2. The act of a man sucking another man off while said man is asleep and unsuspecting. This often takes place at sleepovers.

After a long night of video games and snarfing pizza the boys decided to go to bed. But Dan stayed awake, waiting until Bill was asleep so he could arise and snarf his cock.

by Constance Glen April 21, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Snarf

A grown man and or women who while in the bathtub has the uncontrollable urge to fart in the bathtub and bite the bubbles.

"Godo has the worst shit breath, he must have a secret "snarf" obsession"!

by Tony-The_Tiger March 8, 2017

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Snarf

One who goes around sniffing women's bicycle seats right after they get done riding them.

That chick was so hot; after the bike race I just had to Snarf that seat.

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo September 16, 2018

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