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1. anal or oral (usually anal) insertion of a cell phone that rings during an event such as a movie, play, music recital or other public event where quiet is desired.
2. What the price controling and monopolistic ATT/Cingular, Nextel, Sprint, T-Mobile & Verizon do to their customers every day.
3. Using cell phones to talk to the animals. (see also cellular bestiality and "Doctor Dolittleing")
Threat of cellular sodomy:
"Turn your (insert your choice of expletive)cell phones off or we're going to shove it up your choose orafice."
Subject of cellular sodomy:
"I just got my T-Mobile bill...How could I have used all of those minutes? I've never seen a more terrible act of cellular sodomy.
Commision of cellular sodomy(bestiality):
Caller: "So, what are you wearing?"
Donkey: "Hee-haw"
Caller: "Oh yeah, me too."
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The act of literally fucking yourself in the ass.
Did you hear what happened to Blake?
Yeah, somebody told him to go fuck himself. Who knew that would lead to five hours of surgery.
Self Sodomy, don't try it where your mom can find you.
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In the episodeof Spongebob when Mr. Krabs gets his house painted, Mr. Krabs discreetly says this phrase when saying to the boys, "The TWO O' YOU get to the paint the inside of me house."
Hey Bill, wanna die?
Hell no silly, just gettin' ready to paint the inSODOMY HOUSE!
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faux latin for 'buggered if I know'
Man1: Who's the hot tart over ther?
Man2: Sodomy non sapiens...
Man1: You intellectual twat.
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The Texas penal system, known for one of highest incidence rates of rape among inmates. Could be applied to almost any maximum security prison, especially very large, badly supervised ones.
"Fuck that dude. I don't want to get arrested and sent to the Violent Sodomy Mine. They'll put me on an auction block and sell my mancherry for two cartons of cigarettes!"
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Where a cop sticks a night stick up someone's that they have in jail ect. because he thinks it fun.
There doing some night stick sodomy.
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A sex position between four men, only possible in Outer Space or another Zero-Gee environment. Each man must be of an equal height and with similar body proportions. Most importantly, their penises must be of equal length and erections must stick straight out. Each man arches their back forward 90º and penetrates the anus of the man in front of them. When the fourth man penetrates the first man, a Fourway Sodomy Wheel is formed, in which all four men are simultaneously fucking and being fucked by eachother.
Elon Musk built SpaceX not on the dream of colonizing Mars, as he has falsely stated before, but to make the Fourway Sodomy Wheel a more viable sex position.
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