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Very harsh diarrhea, in reference to Josh Gad’s character in Artemis Fowl.
“I ate some really spicy food yesterday and I was ass-blasting top soil that was spicier than you could imagine.” - paraphrased from Rachel Quirky Schenk, co-host of “The Infinity Podcast”
Homer Simpson said I DONE SOILED MY BRITCHES
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Do not date and have sexual hookups where you work.
Worker 1 - Hey did you see the new girl in customer service?
Worker 2 - Don't do it - Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep
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The awnser to everthing.
someone: "Why do girls twerk"?
Me: "thats a trick question"
someone: "what"
Me: listen....Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE"
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One who prematurely ejactulates their pants before sexual intercourse with their desired partner
Olivia:This is the longest you have ever lasted during sex
Reese:I know, I'm Captan Soil
a Soil Enthusiast is a person who is always enthusiastic about soil and symps out to the soil song (look it up on youtube)
They are very dedicated to soil and are even making Soil Enthusiast merch! (more details later)
Soil Enthusiast: God i just love the smell and taste of soil!
Person 1: woW, GoOd FoR yOU.
Person 2: YoU aRE sUch a SOil eNtHuSIasT!
A poor quality potting medium that makes a gardener wants to facepalm e.g. unprocessed palm soil.
1. This muddy clay-like plant medium is such a facepalm soil as it will turn into a brick hard soil when it dries.
2. I was forced to mix up the facepalm soil with 50% paddy husks in order to make it dry enough and give it a good irrigation.