Salty Sombrero

the term for when you drink so much tequila you start hearing your walls serenading you with "A thousand Miles" by Vanessa Carlton. In a mariachi fashion, also hanging from this sombrero are rusty fish hooks with raw goat meat the source of this goat meat is unknown. But legend has it the Chupacabra leaves it. Kind of like a really fucked up tooth fairy. Good to note that your name usually ends in -ita, -ito, if you have multiple first names, or your name is consuela.

Bro I got so schwasted last night I think I hit a salty sombrero: and yes I did cry when my walls serenaded me.

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Nasty Sombrero

When one partner puts on a Sombrero and the other parther shits in it then they get in a doggy position and the catcher (one whos getting it up the ass) eats out of the Sombrero like a troth (thing pigs eat out of)

Bitch one: Man Yolanda your breath STANKS!
Bitch two: Ya HO! me and Brian did the Nast sombrero last night
Bitch one: Damn you some scary ass motherfuckers!
Bitch two: Hey look dead babies!

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Sombrero Chokeout

When a man is fucking a woman(wearing a sombrero) from behind. Pulling back on the sombrero for leverage aswell as lighlty choking the biatch into unconsciousness.

Timmy- Those Tijuana ho's are freaky.

Jimmy- What happened?

Timmy- I was boning this chica who was wearing one of those big floppy hats and she kept screaming, "Ay Papi, Yo quiero un sombrero chokeout!!"

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dirty sombrero

macarroni and cheese; aka orgasm in mouth

i gave that hoe some tasty dirty sombrero then i gave her a dirty rainbow.

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Horny Sombrero

the act of cumming into a cast mold of a sombrero repetitively till it is full, then freezing it and wearing it.

yo man can my gurl have ur horny sombrero?

ya dood ill make another

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The Horny Sombrero

When you cum into a cast mold of a sombrero repetitively till the mold is full. then freeze it and wear it.

yo, dood where did you get The Horny Sombrero?
I made it myself

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brown sombrero

a fecal hat resulting from sticking one's head up another's ass

I gave Janie a brown sombrero yesterday, and while it hurt my bum, she seemed to enjoy it.

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