A spewing orgasm. Women who are capable of achieving this feat tend to hide this from their boyfriend until they get the chance to blow a load all over his face in retaliation for all of the clogged nostrils and sticky hair women have had to endure throughout the centuries.
She ripped a sick spasm all over my face homes. Word up
When a lady spasms on the guys dick
UHHH YA THAT FEELS GOOD GIVE ME A LADY SPASM
when you know something important or exciting is going to happen and you cant wait for it, but you're racking your brains out trying to find out when. therefore you cant focus, and your eyes begin to dart around the room constantly and many people notice
it was dark and i knew it was coming, but i couldnt tell when. i was waiting patiently, then it came. a hand on my face and i turned....everything on earth stopped
i was glad the eye spasm i was previously having stopped
A spasm specimen is where someone is the most dumb person , they are that spasticated that they don't know how to insult anyone they just say random words and above all else there just clapped out of their head
Barry : Ur mam is stupidity.
Bob: We'll your just a spasm specimen
Barry: Oh ðŸ˜
An involuntary stimulation of the nerve causing a muscle spasm followed by a regrettably inappropriate action that was unintended
Her Freudian spasm caused her to add an extra 'k' at the end of her 'kk' message.
The act of smoking some form of narcotic ie. a bong rip, followed by the secretion of a flem or vomit like substance uncontrollably from the oral cavity and/or nose.
Dominic hit his pipe and ran to the bathroom, unfortunately not before he plasm spasmed all over my room.
When you're midway through a sexual act and you're about to ejaculate, however, to prolong your sexual stamina you tense your entire body and accidentally sh*t your pants.
Barry: Oh my god I totally ended up having a Northumbrian Spasm last night!
Carl: Ah man! I bet it went everywhere!