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Wakening Mind Spasms

Scientific Pronoun

-the confusion that accompanies kundalini activity in the crown chakra

Originator: DR Ryan Swain

"This kundalini's got my head doing wakening mind spasms."

by ScramGeek August 6, 2017


Cussing Spasm

When you suddenly and inadvertently shout or scream a cuss word.

Usually its triggered by your mind's sudden recitation of a past embarrassing moment.

A: Bloody hell!! Bloody hell!! Bloody hell!!
fuck fuck fuck fuck fcuK!!!

B: What? did something happen?

A: *pauses* idk...(it's the cussing spasm)

by Kit Rat November 18, 2018


Spasm Jerk

when you get your Parkinson’s ridden girlfriend to jerk off your penis

‘gorrrrr matey! My girl gave me a nice olspasm jerk yesterday! She couldn’t control herself!’

by retarded salad February 17, 2021


lady spasm

When a lady spasms on the guys dick

UHHH YA THAT FEELS GOOD GIVE ME A LADY SPASM

by Ladyman123 March 26, 2016


Spasm

A surprise orgasm !

I awoke to a spasm this morning, it was very surprising

by Waffle Maker 3000 March 6, 2020


Spasm

A spewing orgasm. Women who are capable of achieving this feat tend to hide this from their boyfriend until they get the chance to blow a load all over his face in retaliation for all of the clogged nostrils and sticky hair women have had to endure throughout the centuries.

She ripped a sick spasm all over my face homes. Word up

by FlippyNips89 August 5, 2020


Spasm

When an old geezer dances. It isn't lethal, but it results in embarrassment and overstimulation.

The man decided to spasm when we went to the night club.

by KalloFox34 May 10, 2019