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eye spasm

when you know something important or exciting is going to happen and you cant wait for it, but you're racking your brains out trying to find out when. therefore you cant focus, and your eyes begin to dart around the room constantly and many people notice

it was dark and i knew it was coming, but i couldnt tell when. i was waiting patiently, then it came. a hand on my face and i turned....everything on earth stopped

i was glad the eye spasm i was previously having stopped

by teddybear eyes June 19, 2009


Spasm

A surprise orgasm !

I awoke to a spasm this morning, it was very surprising

by Waffle Maker 3000 March 06, 2020


Spasm

A spewing orgasm. Women who are capable of achieving this feat tend to hide this from their boyfriend until they get the chance to blow a load all over his face in retaliation for all of the clogged nostrils and sticky hair women have had to endure throughout the centuries.

She ripped a sick spasm all over my face homes. Word up

by FlippyNips89 August 05, 2020


Spasm

When an old geezer dances. It isn't lethal, but it results in embarrassment and overstimulation.

The man decided to spasm when we went to the night club.

by KalloFox34 May 10, 2019


spasm specimen

A spasm specimen is where someone is the most dumb person , they are that spasticated that they don't know how to insult anyone they just say random words and above all else there just clapped out of their head

Barry : Ur mam is stupidity.
Bob: We'll your just a spasm specimen

Barry: Oh 😭

by battyman 223 October 29, 2018


knee cap spasm

A knee cap spasm is when your knee cap spasms

Omar had a knee cap spasm

by spasmyyute69 September 17, 2021


lag spasm

When ones connection to an online game is so bad that they lag all over the place. I hate this problem in gears of war.

"c'mon help I can't kill three guys at once!"
"Sorry man I'm having a lag spasm. I have to stand still for it to stop. I can't stop bouncing every where."

by annnnonnnnymous August 29, 2011