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To impregnate. Derived from: "stork", as in, the bird that brings babies and "pork", as in, to have sexual congress.
"My pull out game is weak. If I keep it up, I'm going to stork pork my step-sister"
When the stork delivers you a gremlin that is not satisfactory to your standards, you take that little asshole and ship it back to the factory to be deconstructed and remodeled into a more adequate munchkin
I just ordered the Stork Return System to come pick up little jimmy. Can you believe he bit my mother’s toe the other day. That kind of behavior cannot go unpunished.
When your nipples are so hard the extend out
Can happen from cold water,snow,etc
The water park was so cold I felt storking on my chest
When you go to the bathroom, jack off and put the cum in your mouth. You then go back out and eat your girl out. Thus impregnating her via mouth to pussy.
Tim: How did Becky get pregnant?
John: I was storking her.
When you take a picture of a person and take a picture of a stork and then create a photo of what you might imagine the offspring of the two might be
(Taken from Impractical Jokers S7:E1)
Me and my friend just got back from storking his mom.
The act of stretching ones scrotal sack over another man's genitalia aka dick and balls.
Tommy was excited because he was about to enjoy a good storking.