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The act of sticking one man's fist up another man's urethra opening.
-no homo
We were straw benrying so hard last night, I piss like a cannon.
A straw, when given from a batista, where she makes it slippery by sliding it between her pu$$y lips before putting it in the drink.
Barista: Would you like a slippery straw with your white chocolate white coffee mocha?
Dustyman: yes please! I love getting a slippery straw!
When you stick your crack pipe in one’s vag , light the crack and inhale through their mouth effectively making them a crack straw
Average Joe: nah dude I got ma girl to do the crack straw yesterday , crazy litty
Average friend : no way , how was it
Average joe : she’s dead
When a man sticks a bendy straw into a girls pussy and blows, therefore creating variants of brown, orange, green, (and if you blow hard enough) red bubbles that come out of her ass and someone on the other side tries to pop them with their mouth.
Guy 1: bro I just did The Fishy Straw to my girlfriend.
Guy 2: who ate the bubbles?
Guy 1: my twin little sisters
The act of ejaculating into a condom, then have your significant other suck the contents from the condom.
Hey babe, how about a cream straw for dessert?
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Alternative name for a vape pen
"Quit sucking on your faggot straw and get back to work!"
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