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A female born and raised in the suburbs but made the choice of selecting hood-rat behavior.
Although Vivian was raised in the suburbs sheprefers to drink 211 Steel Reserve and listen to Sexyy Red instead of Miley Cyrus because she’s suburban ratchet.
Flags other than the American flag proudly displayed outside suburban homes. Often holiday-themed.
"Dude, your mom is flying the suburban flag?"
"Yeah, she friggin' loves Christmas. And Easter. And Halloween. And Thanksgiving."
That one house on your street that has at least ten Filipinos living in a three bedroom house that is maybe 1800 square feet at best.
Person 1: Did you hear about that Filipino family that bought the house at the end of the cul de sac?
Person 2: Oh god get ready for the suburban nutshack...
A suburbanite with delusions of being a wild-west frontiersman.
* Puts on a pair of snakeskin boots and drives a brand new, sparkling ~$50k short-bed Ford to his middle management job at a major corporation.
* Calls himself a "country boy" but has never even done any form of manual labor and probably has girl hands.
* Listens to "country" (country pop bullshit about "beer, trucks and guns" which virtue signals conservative politics, not real country/bluegrass which is melancholic and mostly about being broke, sad, or shooting your cheating wife).
* Owns 20 guns but never actually goes shooting because he has to drive an hour to the nearest range - will never know the joy of shooting random shit from your front porch.
* Spent $30k on a wedding with a hot gold digging wife who will age horribly and harass supermarket cashiers in her free time.
* Emigrated from California to another state but trash talks Californians who emigrate to other states, thinks he's "one of the good ones" because he votes Republican. Believes other Californians are "spreading their politics everywhere" while destroying old town politics with his own strain of wing nut libertarianism.
* reagan/bush '84 hat
Unionization rates have gone down and inequality has gone up for the past 60 years because of these retarded suburban cowboys. we should put them in a gulag until they learn how to do real work lmao
A multi-child stroller commonly found in suburban lifestyle centers.
Look at those medically assisted parents pushing their litter in the suburban limo.
Unlike going commando, which is to go without underwear, going suburban commando is to forgo pants altogether.
Ever since I got this telecommute development position, I've been able to go suburban commando without arrest!
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A person of color dating a white person.
Some men get jungle fever, I get suburban fever.
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