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The Utah throat swab

The Utah throat swab is similar to the regular throat swab accept When you insert you dick into your partners throat, you try to go as deep as you can while grasping the base. with a clockwise motion swab the throat while reassuring your partner that you’re a doctor of some kind.

Don’t worry baby, I have a PhD in astrology and the utah throat swab is perfectly safe.

by gunthar June 24, 2011

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Swab the poop deck

A sexual act where you dip your penis in lukewarm soapy water then proceed to rub it along your partner's anus in a mopping motion.

I brought Becky up to my room and she totally let me swab the poop deck.

by Bungonimus Jones November 6, 2021

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Swab the poop deck

when a pirate is giving anal sex to a captive

yarrrrr!!! I'll swab your poop deck!

by Derek January 14, 2004

32πŸ‘ 57πŸ‘Ž


swabbing the poop deck

when you stick your peepee in her bum bum.

i was swabbing the poop deck if you know what i’m saying.

by bighammy March 1, 2019

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


cotton swab dick chick

A girl who uses a cotton swab to gather seminal fluid from dicks.

Hey, stop that girl! She's a cotton swab dick chick and she's stole me cum. (say it in an Irish accent)

by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016

12πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Korean Finger Swab

The act of inserting a cotton swab into a women's ear, so when the male ejaculates into her ear, the seamen doesn't drip down into her brain. After, he takes the cotton swab and shoves it into her throat as he pushes farther down her throat by deepthroating her. Finally, she gets fingered in every hole by 5 different men.

I gave your wife a Korean Finger Swab last night.

by asfasdfasdfads February 12, 2007

26πŸ‘ 180πŸ‘Ž


Swab Her Poop Deck

Anal sex; ass fucking; butt fucking

Colleen had an awesome poop deck! MOCO wanted to swab her poop deck!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

29πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž