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There's this game my father taught me years ago it's called switch, the premise of the game is you take one finger, put it in your mouth, the other goes up your asshole and when he says go you switch
Yo, me and papa played a good game of switch
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a word, or group of words said when high to get you a little offguard, breaking your concentration because it sparks something up in your past.
Kid 1: "Hey, how about you pull your pants down, turn around, and touch your toes."
Kid 2: "HOLY SHIT OMG STOP HUMPING GOD STOP AHHHH MOMMMMMMYYYYYY."
Kid 1: "Haha I'll use those switches when he gets older."
Kid 2: "Fuck you Jimmy."
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cool, excellent, great, good, tight, awesome, good, nifty, neat, wicked, sick, marvelous, amazing, rad, super, off the hook, sweet, etc.
this weekend was switch!
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A sweet witch. a woman who sometimes acts sweet but more often acts like a witch or bitch, a softer form of bitch.
That switch is crazy!
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Noun. Referring to a womens hips, arse and thighs.
EG: "Hottie to the right" "Dam shes got a fair switch".
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1. the art of changing the topic of converstion by cleverly interrupting and redirecting the topic without being obvious.
After listening to Herman incesstantly babbling about a fence post I applied the butt and switch method.
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Masturbate and switch — the erotic KINK of having sex with one person while thinking of another; or, of talking dirty to a sexual partner and allowing them to verbally — either from your mouth or theirs — acknowledge deep sexual attraction for another person; or, for an extreme sexual scenario.
This is not a practice for the sexually insecure — unless insecurity is your particular KINK!!!!!
On the one hand, if one wants to enjoy the depth sexuality of another, the partner has to be made to feel comfortable physically, mentally and spiritually.
On the other hand, one would have to ask if their ego is strong enough to facilitate the unbridled sexuality and fantasy life of another.
Well…you don’t hit home runs unless you swing for the fences. And, on the other hand, if you swing too hard and miss YOU CAN STRIKE OUT!!!!!!
Unless you are a “sex-pert” DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME!!!!!!!
But if you are ever semi-single in Negril at a Club Med — and you didn’t hear this from me — give it a shot!!!!!!!
Remember: NOT A PRACTICE FOR THE SEXUALLY TIMID AND INSECURE!!!!!!
Him: Wow, that was a quick orgasm, babe!!! You must have been really horny.
Her: Naw. I did a masturbate and switch and IT GOT REALLY GOOD TO ME!!!!!!
Him: Tell me what you were thinking so I can masturbate and switch, too!!!!!!!!!
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