tank

Someone, usually a warrior, who takes hits in a role-playing game so the more powerful mages can wordpwn the monster

I need a tank so I can take on the level 150 black dragon.

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tanked

continuously consuming alcohol with two underlying facotrs; you are overly intoxicated, and simply cannot drink any more(this should be determined by your fellow peers). "Tanked" status is quickly diminished upon vomiting.

you should've seen Karl at the house party last night- he was fucking tanked.

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tank

1. v- to screw some one incredibly hard. Usually up the ass. Deriving from a halo game in which one of the players got their ass impaled by the tank barrel. Happens in a lot of prison showers.

2. n- the very cool black guy in the first Matrix who was the operator. He was one of the coolest people in the movie and basically knew everything. He was born in the real world and avenged his brother's death.

3. n- a heavily armored military vehicle

4. v- to purposefully fail at something. Much like to bomb.

1. Nick dropped the soap in the shower and got tanked by "Bubba".
I tanked your sister last night and she still can't walk.
Your mom has been tanked so many times that her vagina is the size of the Grand Canyon.

2. Tank- "We're supposed to start with these operation programs first. That's major boring shit. Let's do something a little more fun. How about... combat training."

3. The t-55 tank has been produced more than any other tank in the world. Used since 1949 they combine a high-velocity gun with a highly mobile chassis, a low shilouette, and exceptional long-range endurance.

4. I tanked my biology test because I already had 107% in the class and my friend didn't want me to wreck the curve.

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tank

An adjective describing a person who is very large tall and/or fat who is not affected by alchohol in small or medium amounts because when consumed it is dispersed into the large body and is very weak.

Dude, he is a friggin tank! He downed 27 coronas and is completely sober!

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tanking

Tanking is the act of going as fast as you can.

The meaning comes from riding mopeds, which are typicaly a slow form of transport. To get them to go faster, a rider can reduce their profile and improve their aerodynamics by laying flat on the fuel tank; "tanking it".

"You got here quickly, didn't you?"

"Yeah, I was tanking it all the way"

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tank

to have intercourse with,
to get/be drunk

man I got tanked at steves house, then this chick came round and i tanked her all night long

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tanking

Used to describe someone who gets at fat girls.

Is Reese tanking that tank?

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