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Television broadcasted game results
Oh, oh, oh, laugh from your belly when checking the tally telly.
The act of cranking one out involving the use of the largest screen in the house (usually the TV in the living room) to watch pornography.
I'm sick of squinting at my phone screen in the toilet while the missus is home. I've got the house to myself tonight so I'm going to crack open a can, get pornhub up on the 60" in the living room and have a nice big telly wank.
yo bro I flew this bitch in from out of state and fucked her in the telly
a very short handsome guy that is good with girls. Not very popular and very antisocial, but is a very cool guy to hang around and a nice person to meet.
A British term for television.
All I've done during my vacation is sit on my ass and watch the telly.