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A pseudonym used for the company “Lancer Tactical” that make airsoft products. The name came about due to the consistent unreliability of their Airsoft guns.
Lancer tacticals are about as reliable at firing as a Cancer Testicle is at nutting, and they both shoot equally far
Pablo Testicle, otherwise known as el testículo, was one of the greasiest fugitives in Whoville history. Legend says that he escaped REDACTED Valley Maximum Security Prison, with only his bare testicle(s). He was a real sharpshooter. He passed away in 1666, due to the nature of the last three digits in his death year. How about a nice hot cup of Joe Biden?
"Hey man, the history textbook has a page dedicated to this dude who single-testicledly escaped prison!"
"No way bro! What was his name?"
"Pablo Testicle."
"I'm sorry, what?"
"You have never heard of the great Pablo Testicle?"
"Nobody reads the textbook, dude. Why you even reading that to begin with?"
When you take a shit and it doesn't come all the way out so it just dangles like a testicle.
Bro 1: Damn, I just took the worst shit of my life yesterday!
Bro 2: Was it a turd testicle?
Bro 1: Yeee maan...
It's complicated; When you cum on or near the hair on your crotch, don't clean it up, and you do not take a shower in a day, you get tropical testicles. This also occurs if you cum, don't clean it up, and engage in exercise. It gets its name by the tell tale sign of this ailment; Hot, humid crotch stink.
Jonathan: Yo dude come check this out!
Michael: No way, I can smell your Tropical Testicles from here!
Where redbull comes from
Bro A: Hey bro, what are you drinking?
Bro B: Redbull bro!
Bro A: Ew, you know it comes from Bull Testicles, right bro?
Bro B: What?
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For those who like to add crude meaning to an otherwise unoffensive term - "third wheeling"
Just like a pair of wheels, a third testicle will stand out, and should not be around(in most cases)
a) Oi, Pete, whose the third testicle?
b) Bobo hooked up with some chick, so i started third testicling
The moment when cum drips to the testicles making a whipped cream effect
My friend and I made a whipped testicle last night. It was a good time.