A cute furry potato as what people say although it is toxic to them
Did you know GUINEA pigs poop 20 times an hour?!
A small girl taking a huge dick
That girl was like a Guinea pig eating a banana when she gave me head.
The type of guinea pig people think of when they think of long haired guinea pigs. They got that fur that touches the floor, and you can cut it to make your guinea pig look emo.
I gave my peruvian guinea pig a shave.
Well, my one eyed guinea pig is fairly large... (Me)
...and then he woke up! (My girlfriend)