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Biggest mall in the US. Located in Bloomington, Minnesota. Three full floors of stores, fourth floor has some clubs and a 14 screen theater, there is also a theme park with roller coasters and a ferris wheel. Also called The Mall, Hugedale, and the Megamall.
I went to the Mall of America and just got lost in the consumerism.
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Racing home to your private bathroom to have an bowl busting explosive bowel movement, while passing numerous public bathrooms along the way.
Jason raced twenty mile home from work because he was all Griggy in the mall after eating ten sliders.
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Becoming nauseous, hot, drymouthed, achy while shopping at the mall.
Honey its time to go I'm getting mall sickness.
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the headache, tiredness and sometimes nausea one gets after going to the mall.
I was at the mall for like five hours and when I got home I had a major mall hangover.
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A pair of brand new, white athletic shoes. The name arises from the perfecty clean shoes that senior citizens wear as they walk the local mall during off hours for exercise.
Whoa, nice mall cruisers! Are you off to meet your cronies for some exercise?
You gotta a pair of pastel warmups to match those mall cruisers?
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Someone (usually a teen, preteen, male or female) who spends a very large amount of time at the mall (shopping center, enclosed shopping area, how ever you want to look at it) and does NOTHING at all but walk around, talk with friends, annoy people, ect. The females of this variety usually act very similar, but tend to dress drastically more slutty, wearing ripped jeans, shirts with the holes in the sleeves, yoga pants, (make camel toe much more visible) and UGG boots. They also add pounds of make-up and "whore lashes". They usually have little to no money on them, and do nothing but loiter and maybe, just maybe buy a snack or two. These crowds typically think what they do is "cool" and will walk around in crowds or groups (sometimes as many you can call it a mob. usually 4-15 people give or take) and talk with other groups and sometimes join into the rare Mall Blob. They also torment mall customers and Security Guards and sometimes make friends with shop employees and sometimes get free stuff from them and mooch off of them. They also use very odd catch phrases, like Groovy and Hellz Yeahz, or Too the Max!
Joey: Hey! Want to go to the mall?
Matt: Sure! We can goo with Josh, Kim, Ray, Jack, and Maria!
Joey: Awesome! I think Mark and a bunch of his friends are going too!
Matt: Sick! Hey, maybe Paul will let us sneak a movie and get us some popcorn!
Joey: Yeah man! I bet you any money Kim will have guys all over her the way she dresses and in those yoga pants? Woah!
Matt: HELL YEAZZ!!
Joey: Dude, were such Mall rats!
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Usually, preteens, who have no where else to go on friday or saturday nights since they dont have cars and cant get in anywhere anyway. These youngsters walk around the mall for hours at a time, and usually do not make one single purchase. Also, female mallrats usally wear the sluttiest clothing ever. These girls actually think that there are people to impress at the mall and that they will somehow meet their dream man there.
I went to the mall to get new shoes on friday and i saw the same mall rats pass by me at least ten times!
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