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Shirt-reader

An obnoxious person who stands in front of you when you're in a rush and takes forever to read whatever whimsical graphic tee you happen to be wearing that day out loud to you (as if you didn't know what your fucking shirt said).

Neill: I was late to Biology the other day, and to make matters worse, some shirt-reader got in my way and took forever to read my Jesus shirt to me.
Kristy: Which one?
Neill: The one that says BRB.
Kristy: Douche.

by Fenix_451 November 22, 2009

1๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Teleprompter Reader In Cheif

Barack Hussein Obama

I hope the Teleprompter Reader In Cheif figures out that Americans don't want him to keep going with his agenda before he spends another Trillion dollars he doesn't have.

by Dave4270 August 27, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


Uncle John's Bathroom Reader

A book published by Portable Press, containing random bits of trivia in different categories, ranging from easy read all the way to long read. Little tidbits usually at the bottom of the page or at the end of a topic. There are new books every year, and sometimes there are books in one huge category (e.g. sports), Plunges into... books, and even kids' books. Used to have its own institute and its own website.

Some Dude 1: "Hey, have you ever heard of Armchair Reader?"
Some Dude 2: "Hell no, I've only ever heard of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader."

by soowutthegreat July 25, 2021


Sargent Afghanistan Personal Message Code Reader:735546708653

Sargent Will's Personal Message: Tracking of the 863 Code on the area of 99,635,6531

Tracking of I.S.L.F on go in Brazil base .255.

Code: 74368GA
Signal: 440-4k
TJD: Sargent T. Arent

Commander Renege Personal Message: Will's if this gets out to the Soviets then know what to do
Location: Russia, ***,**,*****

Sargent Will's Personal Message: I understand and i will do everything in my power to not let this get out

2/23/12
6/14/16
8/29/20
12/24/21 Code Reader

Sargent Afghanistan Personal Message Code Reader:735546708653
01001011101001010101001010101010101010100010101010101010100100101010100101010110110010101001010101010101010100100101100101010101001001110100101001010110010101101010101010100101010110101011000
Code Reader Tag: 673,378,923

010011010110010101010101010110

by BigDaddyChode69 May 6, 2021


reader#6666

A person whos discord user is reader#6666 and is named โ€œEliโ€ hates Gentaro.

Jeez why does reader#6666 hate gentaro so muchโ€ฆ.

by reader#6666 April 24, 2022


reader#6666

a homosexual who is called "eli", loves gentaro yumeno and his hands.

"bro eli shut up"
"OH MY GOD GENTAROS HANDS"-eli
a reader#6666 in their natural habitat

by elisssss May 3, 2022


a reader

When you and your squad have a group message going on, and one night they decide to turn up. But one or more members of your squad can't or doesn't want to go. So the following day he has to suffer and read the turn up that happen the night before of his squad. Therefore at that moment he becomes a reader.

White whiskers: damn that night was legit i got f**ked up!

Dj Tapatio: FR those two bitches where hot AF huh!!

Ed: yeah they were fine AF!!!

white whiskers: yeah *meow*

Gizmo: lmao

Dj tapatio: should've gone gizmo..

Ed: yeah fr giz

white whiskers: your a reader now!!

by LeWildRoger July 16, 2015