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c'est comme part en couille mais en prison. Ca barre en couille.
C t comment dans le joint
Yo ca barre en couille ici
7đź‘Ť 34đź‘Ž
The worlds most beautiful girl ever. Truely a one of a kind person. Matalynn Heiss Barr Jensen will be the type of person who loves you no matter what. threw heaven or hell :)
She really lives him, she must be a Matalynn Heiss Barr Jensen
Amandine or Amo is a franco-american girl, shes born and raised in D.C but her mom is from south of france and her dad is from Paris. She can speak spanish, french and english fluently. Oh, and she loves to kiss so passionately and deeply. Amandine falls in love quickly and passionately. She is wildly attracted by communication. She is in search of this perfect partner who’ll give meaning to her life. As spontaneous as Amandine gets, she is also incredibly clumsy when it comes to sex. If you think she needs to change, it might be best to give up right now. She is capable of change and if disappointed too many times she can become more serious, less naive and better at her judgments. This is a young girl that cannot lie, even when she wants to. She will make you laugh, bring new meaning into your life and do everything she can to teach you how to be happier. Unfortunately, she can sometimes lose sight on what she actually knows and become pushy in opinions that have nothing to do with you. She is kind, fun and adventurous, but at the same time unreliable, naive and somewhat uncoordinated. So if you got her, the congratulations. She's not perfect and she never will be, she has her flaws and that is what's so beautiful about her. Her hazel brown eyes with a touch of green, her dark blonde hair, her beautiful scent, her laughter, her stubbornness is what makes her beautiful, not to mention her unconditional support and love. She doesn't like chingchong though and she hates sushi.
Amandine Carmen Aurélie Barre is hot asf
Amandine Carmen Aurélie Barre is stubborn as hell
stop being as horny as Amandine Carmen Aurélie Barre
2đź‘Ť 6đź‘Ž
Especially large woman in an XS jersey with 3 or 4 teeth which are usually yellow in color!
Wow that Wilkes-Barre Scranton penguin fan bought 3 tickets for tonights game and she's using all 3 seats!!
43đź‘Ť 54đź‘Ž
To lose ones erection by viewing vile, disgusting pictures of grotesque naked women, or looking upon the large rear side of a bent over woman. A sure cure for making a hard on disappear in an awkward moment. Such pictures and other stimuli can be found useful and is first step in treating prolonged Viagra and other erectile medication side affects.
Patient: "Dr Phil, I woke up after a night out and hitting hard on the Viagra and now I can't get rid of my wood. Should I come into your office or to an emergency room? "
Dr Phil: "Before you come down to the office or emergency room. I want you to try something that we in the medical profession commonly refer to as a Rose Ann Barr Naked - Also known as Rosie O'Donnell naked. Otherwise known as a Cow Heather, or just a f#$&ing cow.
What you need to do is, try walking down East Carson and find a fat ass cow to ogle. If you don't want to leave your home then sit on your couch and turn on the television and watch The View. Watching that cow Rosie O'Donnell should alleve you of your erection. I know it always does for me. If that doesn't work, then we have other less invasive methods we can try. Such as going to the local frozen yogurt shop and viewing a few hogs, I mean cows there. Anyway, good luck."
50đź‘Ť 30đź‘Ž
The Wilkes-Barre Repair Job is when a car has different colored parts. For example; the hood of the car is black, while the rest of the frame is shit green. Bonus points if multiple parts of the car are different colors.
Jim: “Dude, that car is a piece of shit. It looks like it’s hardly able to run.”
Fred: “I know, you can tell by the Wilkes-Barre Repair Job. The door is brown, the bumper is red, and the car is white. Surprised it still turns on.”
a city small area but population of about 50,000. home, puerto ricans, jamaicans, sonic as public schools are known for combining at the moment, but next week something else will happen i’m sure. 50% new yorkers who live here only half the time. if you come to wilkes barre from brooklyn thinking youve “made it out the hood” i have bad news for you. and especially avoid walmart. the walmart - and the little mini-mall around it- have had a lot of shooting incidents and there’s always a drug deal going. now let’s talk .. how we talk. locals will mostly call this place “WB” when texting, but irl you pronounce is “WILKES-BERRY”. Trust. any local will tell you that. common slang words include jawn, oldhead, drawlin, ard, bet, word to (anything), trippin, blessed, pop out.. just your usual philly/new york slang mixed together. “ghetto” city, but as long as you curse a lot, smoke, wilkes-barre doesn’t have the best history - known for being ghetto and two unfortunate natural disaster incidents with a tornado wiping out an entire mall yet leaving a tent standing fine - and a flood wiping out the entire town, ( tents included ) but we’ve recovered. overall you will probably grow to love wilkes barre, but it’s mostly a city you stay in for a short amount of time, not a home city to many people.
wilkes-barre is a city but it’s small