The Bible is a book written in the 3rd century before Jesus Christ which got finished in the 1st century after Jesus Christ. The Bible is divided in 2 testaments, the old and the new. The old testament is mostly controversial for containing homophobic, sexist, racist and ableist writings. Meanwhile, the new testament is more a bunch of moral lessons and values. Overall, the Bible is a symbol for all monotheistic religions.
The gospels is a book of the Bible
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A book written about how God chose to create the world and humanity. The story continues with God interacting with humanity through the israelites. Humans sin, and God can't be around sin, but Jesus comes around and by paying the price for sin, death, Jesus makes it possible for humanity to relate to God again.
The Bible is about how God relates to humanity, and many people believe that it is truth. A very controversial book, has stories, advice, a moral code, and descriptions of how people can relate back to God
If you are interested in learning about Christianity, the Bible is a good place to start.
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A book of morals
only taken seriously by idiots with blind faith.
It is full of hypocracy, if you take it seriously then you are sexist (in Corinthians) and racist. mabey if you idiots acualy read it you'd see its not as great as you think.
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God's word every thing in it is true
Ok I'll read the bible now
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I read the shrek script religiously every night in the same way that Christian's read the bible every night.
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when u r in need and a very kind friend smacks u in the face with the perfect bible verse in ur time of need :)
βyouβve been bibledβ
example:
"im anxious"
"cast all ur anxiety on Him because he cares for u <3"
"you just 'bibled' me"
A fictional book used to preach and teach good morals, but somehow along the way it was taken seriously by people, and for thousands of years people have been following and preaching its every fictional word.
Following the word of the Bible is no different than following the word of the Harry Potter series, as it is full of incredibly unrealistic magical works. But despite the many self-contradictions, hypocritical preachings and simply unreal magical occurrences, people are still willing to tell you that the Bible and God are real. Most of these people are willing to tell a perfectly respectable and logical person of any religion/race/ethnicity that they are automatically "going to hell."
They are also willing to BLINDLY believe anything that an official-looking person has to say.
Person 1: "DUDE! did you know there was a guy named Jonah who lived inside of a whale?! and that Moses parted the Red Sea with his magic powers?!"
Person 2: "Where did you hear that bullshit?"
Person 1: "It's not bullshit, I read it in the Bible so it must be true!"
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