smacker in the crapper

To ejaculate into a toilet

If he's not giving birth to a bum-baby in there then it's a case of "smacker in the crapper".

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capper crapper

A handicapped bathroom. Sometimes used to fuck because of the immense room compared to regular bathroom stalls.

Can I hit you up in the capper crapper?

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Gossip Crapper

(1): Mainly young teenage girls although sometimes guys that go in small groups and gossip about the people around them not caring for their feelings at all

(2): a bathroom that girls go to to gossip in to get some "Privacy"

(3): Someone with dirty gossip or blackmail

(1) "Ommggg did you hear that Daniel is going out with Erika?! like omg they are like such a good matchhhh!! but I heard he was totally checking out Nicole oh it's SO DeLiCIoUs!" this is something a gossip crapper would say

(2)"Ugh guuuyyysss lets go into the bathroom I want some privacy I don't wanna talk about my life in the hallway

(3)" Gahh I hear Heather has blackmail of Brendon I'm so curious!"

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waffle crapper

An amazingly beautiful, and attractive woman. Coined by Adam Carolla, on the late night radio show Love Line.

Damn, that girl's such a waffle crapper i'd suck on her daddy's dick.

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dirty crapper

WHEN SOMEONE SHITS ALL OVER THE TOILET AND LEAVES IT!

I HAD TO USE THE BATHROOM BUT WHEN I SAW THE DIRTY CRAPPER I CHANGED MY MIND!

crapper attacker

Male by nature but prefers to launch his rocket into the brown star.

If a dude stares at your junk he is probably a crapper attacker.

crapper app

A mobile phone app used frequently and often primarily while a person is otherwise occupied in the restroom.

Me: "Man, I passed three levels today on "Candy Bar Smash" while taking a crap today."

Friend: "What the hell is "Candy Bar Smash?"

Me: "Dude, it's the best crapper app ever. You gotta check it out."