Picard's Flute

1. Something you'd like to receive as a gift.

2. The flute that Captain Picard played first in his imagination and then in real life in the episode "The Inner Light" from Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Show me Picard's Flute.

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gay flute

A creative alternative to calling someone a homo.

Dude #1: I love wearing skinny jeans!
Dude #2: You fuckin gay flute!

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foreskin flute

When a penis with foreskin is sucked . You are playing the foreskin flute .

Pam played my foreskin flute all night long

pokemon flute

Receiving a blow job while you are still asleep, and it wakes you up way before you need to be awake.

Damn, that slut played the pokemon flute at 4 this morning, couldn't go back to sleep.

suck flute

A musical instrument a lady will play when she wants to make an exceptionally large purchase with her man's credit card.

One day, she wanted a new Louis Vuitton handbag. That night, she played the suck flute for her man. She played it so well, she could have been a member of the New York symphony. The next day, she purchased the handbag with her man's credit card.

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skin flute

a gay man's favorite instrument

Brendan, silly, can you come over here and play my skin flute for me? It will be thupar

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Flesh Flute

A mans penis, especially when another person is playing it.

David is a master at the flesh flute.

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