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What a sane person uses to record his bowel movements in order to ensure digestive health.
Whenever I have a soggy #2, I record it in my poop log.
7π 1π
What must be declared after a nohomo comment to not be gay.
Nohomo. Brian, your hair looks nice today. Rehomo.
14π 27π
When you shave all but two hairs from each of your ballsacks.
OMG, those balls are hairless. Oh wait, I can see some scrotation marks.
20π 10π
1. Something you'd like to receive as a gift.
2. The flute that Captain Picard played first in his imagination and then in real life in the episode "The Inner Light" from Star Trek: The Next Generation.
Show me Picard's Flute.
79π 14π
When two guys grunt simultaneously.
When the referee called pass interference, the whole room had a brogasm.
2π 6π
That indefinable quality that makes you well suited for manual labor.
It is only because of your mexicanity that I will pay you $10 to mow my lawn.
16π 30π