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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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Snickers foot

A condition similar to that of athlete's foot, but for non-athletes. Sores, cracks, and itchy fissures develop on their foot and toes after a large consumption of Snickers candy bars while "exercising" or whatever brisk movement the non-athlete is doing to generate a sweat.

The Snicker foot is highly contagious and direct contact with the infected person should be avoided as well as any shoes or clothing that have been in contact with the infected foot.

Damn! Daniel!! Back at it again with the Snickers Foot.

by Jorglynsnakingsince2001 August 8, 2016


Gorilla Footing

The act of a person or something making very loud stomping noises, typically an upstairs neighbor, or somebody slamming their feet on the stairs.

“I couldn’t hear the TV because my mom was gorilla footing upstairs.”

“Who the hell is gorilla footing in the house?”

“I purposely Gorilla foot in my living room to piss off the neighbors”

by Burd D June 30, 2020


foot size

Another word for penis length.

"you really have a crush on him? Have you seen the size of his feet?!"

"Foot size doesn't matter.."

by YaWhy September 6, 2015

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foot snorkeling

Foot snorkeling is a means of maintaining the optimum temperature for getting to sleep on those nights when a duvet cover or blanket provides too much heat, while the use of a sheet alone would provide too little.

It involves allowing a foot to protrude outside the duvet so as to achieve a cooling and ventilating effect, not just for the foot, but for the entire body. As such, the foot acts like a snorkel for the aspiring sleeper, providing a constant supply of air. Foot snorkeling is especially useful when sharing a bed with an exquisitely beautiful and sexy woman.

-God Almighty, Liam, I didn't sleep a wink last night. These balmy summer days are great, but trying to get a decent kip is a nightmare. I'm waking up every two hours bathed in my own sweat. If the weather continues like this I'm going to have to go out and buy one of those summer duvets.
-Well Margaret, don't be hasty, you know what the weather's like in this country. The day you buy your summer duvet the temperature will in all likelihood drop by ten degrees, and you'll probably never use the thing again. However, your problem could easily be overcome through judicious use of the foot snorkeling technique.

-The foot snorkeling technique? How does that work?
-It's very simple. Take off all your clothes and get into my bed and I'll give you a demonstration.

by Borgesian September 22, 2010


Ball of the foot

When you are hungover and continue to drink the following days after.

Similar to the hair of the dog

Kristy - Tom let’s drink !

Tom - Can’t mate. Super hungover

Kristy - ball of the foot tho tommy !!!

by Chazzledazzlepartyqueen! June 14, 2020


Sneak Foot

A business that sells sneakers and streetwear. Not to be confused with the act of putting your foot in someone’s ass.

I just bought a new pair of kicks from Sneak Foot.

by AshyBurm October 13, 2020