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A worker (woman) who is skilled in the use of cock. Who also repairs and maintains your cock. Well versed in the use of their hands and oral skills. Ability to dispose of fluid through the stomach is a must. Flexibility in many different positions while taking on a huge load and not cumming out too dirty is a prerequisite.
The Cock Mechanic came over last night to check the fluid level and maintain the nuts to make sure there still in a properly maintained condition.
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A master at repairing asses. This process of "repairing" usually involves the penetration of the subject matter with a penis or other similar-shaped object, e.g. cucumber or hosepipe.
Can also be described as a rectal repairman.
"She wanted to try anal so I was a fuckin' (anal) mechanic out there."
"Go to hell you anal mechanic, you're making me sore!"
"Mate, I was such an anal mechanic last night, I had a fucking garage running."
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An unscrupulous mechanic who will quote 5 hours of labor to do a 10 minute job, says ASE certifications are for pussies, and will threaten to choke a customer out if they don't mind their Ps and Qs. Has been known to pillage vehicles for loose change.
"After Mechanic Jeff did an oil change on my Oldsmobile, I found a cigarette butt on my kid's carseat and asked why it smelled like smoke in there. He said he'd check my oil if I didn't take the base out my voice."
Offensive and strong banter to be taken as a joke but often not.
nob : "Oi mate lets go for a cheeky nandos after JD'S lads "
Archbishop of banterbury: "Fuck off, like you can afford that you use a rope as a belt!"
nob: *crying* "oi my nan was on that boat :("
Archbishop of banterbury:" Only banteristic mechanisms ,trust mate lets av a cheeky nandos!"
nob: aight bruv
The process of selecting the words which will best express one's thoughts and/or emotions, ordering and reordering those words in one's head, writing them down.
Unable to, as usual, easily put an idea she 'felt' into words, Serenata applied 'articulation mechanics' by selecting the words that best expressed her idea, ordering and reordering them in her head, and writing them in a notebook. She called that mental and physical process articulation mechanics.
A mechanic that is only paid in free meals at Arby's or other fast food establishments.
Clint and Richard ate over $30 worth of food after working on my bike, and there for they are Arby's Mechanics.
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A weird name for the concept of time. Created by the band "Tally Hall" and appeared on the song "Ruler of Everything"
"You understand mechanical hands
Are the ruler of everything"