my bff who is the best person ever
someone: who is milkfuls?
me: they are my bff ๐๐
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What my two year old calls my boobs
Mama I can see your milks.
Or
Daddy's milks are too little
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Dude: Yo man, when you think about it, milk is just thicc water.
Man: ........... oh yea u right.
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simply, milk is white gold.
Lauren: So... thirsty.... would pay a million dollars for a pint of milk!
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Someone who milks a joke . If the banter is coming to an end and someone tries to ignite it again with a poor joke they are officially a milk
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A spoof version of words such as 'phat', 'wicked,' etc, and other words that temporarily express the 'coolness' of a given situation, object or person.
Can be used imaginatively, ie super-cool is FULL-FAT MILK M8 and something not not so good is SKIMMED, said with a shake of the head.
- When your llama has quadruplets then you may say 'propa full-fat milk yea m8!!!!'
- Having watched Free Willy, you may say 'well, on the whole, I'd say semi-skimmed.'
- On your soggy biscuit dropping into your tea, the phrase 'dang! my biscuit just fell into my tea. That is skimmed', would be appropriate.
- When someone manages to ride a skateboard and cook a full-english breakfast at the same time, you may express 'ahh you iz so full-fat you iz cream bruv!'
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