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To lay rubber by spinning tires on a pavement.
My hot rod can lay a patch over one hundred feet long!
When one's grundle becomes sweaty and takes on a vinegar and oniony type smell. Not easily masked and very noticeable even though clothing. Transfers easily to the fingers and under the nail when itchy and scratched.
Is someone here eating pickled onions? That's very pungent.
Sorry no. It's my grunion patch. I have been working in the yard and sweating all day. Here, is this what you smell ( scratches grundle and then puts finger under nose).
Good goards man that's f***ing ripe. Go shower now and scrub that hand.
A large group of blond/e people in an area. There have to be at least 4 blond/e people standing nearby to be labeled a patch. They can be found in the most random locations ever, like at a Mormon church for example.
Hector: Hey Steph. Let's go to Bed Bath & Beyond
Stephanie: Uh. Dude. Look!
Hector: Ah shit! What did we walk into?!
*sees a bunch of blond Kens and blonde Sandys behind him*
Hector: So this is what hell actually looks like. We're in a goddamn Sunflower patch!
When you take your dip out when your having sex with her and sprinkle it on her pubes
I heard Kevin tried the "Fertilizing the Patch" last night but the chick was an apple.
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The art of having sex, then pulling out at the last minute, leaving a sizeable jizz stain on the surface on which the act was performed
Oh my god have you seen the size of that spaff patch we have left on those sheets, little bit of chocolate eclair too
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A 1x1 inch piece of red cloth placed on the utility cover and
A 1x3 inch piece of red cloth placed on the utility trousers just below the cargo pockets and center of a US Marine who holds the occupation of 0481 Landing Support Specialist
Hey why does that Marine have a Red patch on his uniform?
He has AIDS
He is a Logistics bubba
He is an underwater sniper
He is an in flight missle repairman
He is a homosexual as denoted by the term Red Tag Fag.
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A shit stain on the face of the internet and quite possibly the dumbest fuck I've ever had the displeasure of knowing. A Patch the Alpha is ignorant to the most basic of social norms, he has been known to shittyly attempt to grab peoples' IPs and fail as well as ridicule and harass and dox people who couldn't care less about him (including actual children.) He is generally unaccepting to criticisms no matter how nicely you try to communicate your concerns and quite possibly his biggest offence yet is that he isn't fucking funny in the slightest, he could tell the most ass joke that'd make even his braindead viewers bleed from the ears whilst simultaneously thinking that he's the funniest person on earth. He also has an overinflated ego that his simple knucklehead fans feed into on a daily basis like its their fucking dog.
Patch the Alpha: *Insert really unfunny joke*😂😂😂💀
Me: *brain explodes*
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