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The Pink Eye Pearl Harbor is most easily described as a sneak attack.
A Pink Eye Pearl Harbor is when you sneak into a friend, sibling, or roommates room while they are sleeping, bend over, spread your cheeks' and let er rip right in the face of the unaware sleeper.
When the unlucky bastard with shitty friends wakes up he will have a face full of fecal matter and a beginners case of the dreaded Pink Eye.
An "Ultimate" Pink Eye Pearl Harbor is achieved when the attacker is of Asian decent and he pulls of the attack on a Sunday morning.
Sizuki: "Bansai!!!"
Chris: "Awww whats on my face?"
Sizuki: "Bansai!!"
Chris: "Fuck did you Pink Eye Pearl Harbor me?"
Sizuki: "Ultimate."
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When someone does something to someone with out being provoked, and the victim then over reacts.
Rachel threw her phone at Sean for no reason, so Sean broke a plate over her head. It was a common pearl harbor situation.
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The Pearl harbor stealth bomb is the action of pulling out of a girl and spitting on her back so she thinks you've finished and turns around to look at you, all the while you've been jerking off, so when she looks back you cum on her face
I decided to spice things up and use the Pearl harbor stealth bomb on my girlfriend last night
Much like the traditional Pearl Necklace, only you make airplane and explosion noises with your mouth while performing it.
She told me she liked that Josh Hartnett movie, so I thought she'd like a Pearl Harbor Necklace.. Turns out I was wrong.
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Ummm ... is it just me, or did the JAPANESE bomb Pearl Harbor?
Yeah, and the Germans just bombed Pearl Harbor. You're so full of shit.
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An excuse for teenage couple's to make out in the presence of parents. Such as when a mom or dad yells downstairs and asks why it's so quiet, they need only to respond back by saying, "We're having a moment of silence! It's Pearl Harbor Day!"
Joe: "Hey man how'd it go with Chrissy the other day?"
Steve: "It was pretty nice. We celebrated Pearl Harbor Day for a bit in my basement."
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A sneak attack, similar to a "cock block", but instead of preventing someone from getting lucky, the perpetrator of the "pearl Harbor" maneuver is trying to steal the person away.
Male #1 is trying to make a move on Female #1, but due to much fluid consumption, must depart and use the restroom. In Male #1's absence, Male #2 moves in and makes his move, thus committing the terrible crime known as "The Pearl Harbor"
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