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What you have to respond to a wedding invitation with when you are far too sexy to find a date in time.
The Tinder crop this year wasn’t very plentiful so he had to respond plus none to the wedding - guess he’ll have to dance with his grandma all night.
1. When you know you're going to miss an episode of your favourite show, pre record it on sky plus
2. When youre bursting to go, or your phone rings in an intense moment of a tv show, you press pause on sky plus
phone rings just as Titanic is sinking
answer: 'hey, whats up, im watching titanic, but no fear, im sky plussing it'
Girl 1: Wanna go out tomorrow?
Girl 2: Yeah but its the season finale of The Hills
Girl 1: Just sky plus it
very impressive. May also be used in exclamation. “+5” comes from the game Dungeons & Dragons. The highest bonus a weapon could have is a +5. Therefore it’s the best. The term of a true nerd.
Bart: Are the making a new M3 anytime soon?
Azra: Yeah, its going to have a 400 horsepower V8.
Bart: Fuckin "A", Ray! Thats PLUS FIVE!!!
Azra: No shit. I'm wet just thinking about it... Actually i am soppy.
Bart: Want to go to the bathroom and fuck in the shower?
Azra: No. That would be gross.
Bart: Why is that gross?
Azra: Because you are my brother.
Bart: Oh... Bitch.
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Person1: What do you think of "plus-sized" models?
Person2: Fat.
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When a confident fart turns to a liquid or solid matter
Man, I had some gas plus last night and had to throw away my new Calvin's.
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a band formed after the split up of blink 182. with mark hoppus and travis barker. also a female vocalist from "get the girl" Carol Heller.
Plus 44
also brittish dialing code!!
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1. Two individuals engaging in "Plus Delta" activities together.
2. Hit it and quit it buddies
3. Fuck buddies
4. Not necessarily monogamous; can team up with other plus buddies under certain terms.
1. Damn, boy, you got it goin ON. Wanna be plus buddies?
2. The two colleagues decided to Plus Delta one night and decided to become infrequent plus buddies.
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