Tim

Verb: To make a sound similar to a giraffe eating a lemon while piloting a car into a mountain.

"Dude, that guy totally just Tim'd".

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Timmed

Much like the classic wasted; To bring to a specific state by drinking alcoholic liquors. In the extreme.

Oh Man, I found Darth Vader really attractive last night, I must have been so Timmed

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Tims

nickname for glasgow celtic football fans

see him there he's no a billy he's a Tim

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Tim

The highest level of drunkness. To get to this level, you would have to be the biggest drunkin' asshole there is at this point.

Gary: I was so drunk last night that I think I was asshole drunk.
Matthew: Dude I was so far ahead of you that I was Tim drunk.

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Tim

Better then Paul in every way

Paul- I’m worse then Tim

Elvira- yes you are

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Tim

The most amazing boy in the world. He is quiet around the masses but he opens up around the one he loves. He is extraordinarily protective in the best of ways. Tim can and will make you laugh harder than anyone else. He is the most adorable, cute, nice, sweet, kind, generous, loving, caring, genuine, funny, considerate, awesome person I have ever met. Every moment of my life would be better if I could spend it with him. I could talk to him all day long and we’d never run out of things to say. His smile can make my day; even if it’s from across the room. I love him more than the sun, I need him more than breath it’s self. I can’t imagine my life without him; it scares me more than anything. I will spend the rest of my life in his arms. And he has a huge schlong. It doesn't even fit in me. It's so big, and i wanna have it all inside me.

Girl: Hey, i just met a person!
Another girl: Is he named Tim?
Girl: Of course!!
Another Girl: Let's have a threesome!!!

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Tim

The snekiest man on earth, will stab your back on site.

Jim- HOW COULD YOU
Tim-Hahaha get fucked

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