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Despite the fact that the United States of America has aided numerous countries, remained consistently stable in its political and social order, established peace and order throughout much of the world, and promoted the most sensible and fair form of government, it is constantly criticized as a bully superpower by countries jealous of its economic and military might.
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The United States of America is like that one jock kid in high school. Strongest kid in school, mostly misunderstood, but he does have his imperfections. He fought with his mom, the United Kingdom, and got his uncle France to help settle custody arrangements, but they're over it now and is now very very close with his mom.
Some really REALLY dislike USA, especially Russia. Russia is really jacked, just like USA. Not long ago they were at each other's throats, threatening to fight one another, but now they just kinda watch each other behind each other's backs.
USA is close with his brother, Canada. Canada and USA tell everything to each other. Canada and USA bodybuild together, and while USA is the strongest in the school, Canada doesn't lack too far behind him.
A few years ago, while USA was using the stall in the bathroom, Japan jumped him and stole his wallet. This was all while Germany was basically bullying the whole school and kicking everyone's ass. Later USA drop-kicked Japan twice at lunch. USA felt bad and payed Japan back because he hit him too hard. Now, they're best of friends.
(I am a proud American. Note that not all Americans are fat, lazy, and ignorant. Assuming and generalizing all Americans to be this way makes you the ignorant one. I believe that my country isn't near perfect, but I am proud to be an American, as I would hope you are proud of your country too. And if you're not, that's ok too)
Guy 1: The United States of America is full of lazy, ignorant, fat yards that are too stupid to know anything about anyone
Guy 2: To generalize all Americans this way makes you the ignorant one. There are bad people in America, yes, but there are also great and amazing people too.
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A quirk rock band formed in the early 90s. Perhaps the best band ever.
The Presidents of the united states of america are a great band.
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The most wicked, awful, and horrible country in the history of the world. America claims to be the land of freedom and democracy, despite it being a warmongering oligarchy whos propaganda brainwashed millions. It is an imperialist nation that has been fucking over the middle east for decades, and it's own natives and minority populations for decades (via genocide, unjust laws, etc). It also had a hate boner for communism
Thomas Jefferson, one of the men who helped create the united states of America, said in a speech all men are created equal. While at the same time he owned slaves
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Simply the best country in the world to live in, it's a country where its citizens are treated as they deserves to be treated, people who commit crimes are properly punished by their acts, salary is worthy for the population, etc. Not to mention their High GDP per capita, natural beauties, landscapes, biological and ecological life, as well as the ethnic and cultural diversity the United States have, not to mention the fact the USA is the most powerful economic and militar superpower in the world and it evolved from a simple British colony to a global economic potence so quickly..............................
American: I'm so proud of be a American citizen, and you, my friend ?
Nationalist patriot: Sure bro, the United States of America is the best country in the world, i don't want to belittle another countries, however, people can say whatever they want about America, but, nobody can deny we are the most powerful global potence in the world, the American dollar is the most used and traded currency in the world and the fact the United States is more tolerant with immigration and immigrants than Japan, Russia, the UK, Italy and Spain, except for Canada and Australia
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The one job in existence which requires absolutely no skill. One of the greater dangers of living in the United States and to an extent, anywhere in the world is that anybody can be one. That's just the risk you take.
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The one place in the world who can send back immigrants in relief aid situations.
The one place that can contribute relief aid to devastated countries by sending back their immigrants
Hey man, did you hear about that earthquake in Mexico last Thursday?
Nope, don't think I did.
It was a bad one, killed roughly 500,000 people.
Goodness Gracious!!
Yes, yes very devastating. The good thing is that Great Britain sent $2,000,000 in relief funds, spain sent $500,000, and the United States of America sent replacement Mexicans.
I am proud to be an Americano!
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