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That's when a guy cums in both his girlfriend's nostrils so she has to breathe like Darth Vader
Man, was my girlfriend pissed when I Darth Vadered her!
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He is your father and deep down you f**king know it so stop being a p**sy and say: "Yes Dad! Lets stop by at your favourite Coffee Shop and talk about how you toootaly killed Mom."
Standup (and totally gay) Comedian Joe who used to be a doctor but was fired for sexual misconduct: "Did you know Darth Vader's testicles got burned off along with his legs and those gorgeously handsome eyebrows. I just wish I could’ve been there to save it so that it could be added to my wonderful collection.
Entire room: Cricket! Cricket! CRICKEEET!!!
In multiplayer gaming, to accidentally position a headset's microphone in such a way so that the player's breathing is heard loudly over the output. Taken from the similarity of the sound to Darth Vader's breathing apparatus.
Player 1: They're defending B base...
Player 2: sssshhhh...hoooo...sssshhhh...hoooo
Player 1: Hey man, you're kind of vadering the mic.
Player 2: Sorry dude, this better?
Player 2: ...
Player 1: Better man, thanks. So they're defending B base...
Making a girl talk like Darth Vader while deep-throating.
"I made her deep Vader while watching star wars."
A NARP that has become so consumed with the NARP lifestyle that he cannot live life any other way; a NARP that has gone completely to the Dark Side.
Narp Vader is also in complete denial of his current dwelling within the realm of the Dark Side.
Narp Vader is generally against any form of fun, even when it is none of his goddamn business.
Whereas Darth Vader wears a dark mask and cape, Narp Vader is capable of blending into most crowds, making him a far more dangerous threat.
Eric: So Vader, I heard you're doing training this year.
Narp Vader: Yeah they totally made me. I had no choice.
Eric: Really? So did you apply to do anything else?
Narp Vader: ..... *Makes Darth Vader noise*.....
When an asthmatic girl administers Rohypnol to her man and then pegs his arse so vigorously that she struggles to breathe.
Man, that girl I took home last night, I dont know what happened. I had one drink and the next thing I knew my ass was like an accident in a ketchup factory.
She totally gave me a Dirty Vader.
What Europeans (especially French) call "Darth Vader" - because they have a hard time pronouncing "th". This name is legit for European languages.
French citizen: "Dark Vader is my favorite character in 'Guerres de Etoiles'."
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