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Diviocentric Theory

Diviocentrism is the astronomical model in which the Earth and planets revolve around a stationary Div at the center of the Solar System. The word comes from the Greek (δτζβ div "DivJawnBawn" and κέντρον kentron "center"). The idea has been theoretically applied in the fields of being late, repeating stories, and wondering what happened last night.

All things exist because of the great DJB. When he sleeps at night wheels of time temporarily suspend. Diviocentric Theory dictates this to be true.

by LankyDanky April 6, 2013


Doomi Theory

The Doomi theory is a scientific theory of the creation of the universe. It states that the universe was created by a very large cosmic being named Damanpreet Basra. His sheer volume was so large that he collapsed onto him self and created the universe we know. Damanpreet Basra is also known to be the largest being in our known universe. Many scientists have mistaken him for plants and even large giant stars.

The universe was created through the Doomi Theory

by DOOMI MAN December 5, 2019


crack theory

in short for crackpot theory.

1. an idea or theory that may be personally held by a person and has absolutely no basis or strong evidence to support it.
2. an idea or theory that is very extensive and ridiculous in reality regardless of evidence, as if the person presenting the idea/theory was "on crack".

1.

A: Okay so I have this crack theory that Sans from Undertale is actually Sans-
B: What?
A: What?

2.
A: an extensive explanation to the theory that all the Adam Sandler movies are connected
B: Wow... now that's a crack theory when I see one. What the fuck.

by Eurasian_ November 9, 2021


the Steven theory

after 10 hours Steven goes weird and starts lots of arguments

I think this is weird Steven. the Steven theory is true

by viobio2 November 8, 2022


Laundry Theory

The process of detailing individual steps on an entire project to emphasise the point of extended labour/works when the project could be captured in one grouped process

OPTION A
Person 1: "I did the laundry"
Person 2: "great work, well done"

OPTION B
Person 1: "I...
1. Collected dirty clothes,
2. Sorted the loads in to specific groups i.e. whites, lights, darks, towels, sheets etc,
3. Put the load in machine,
4. Added washing powder/fabric softener,
5. Turned on the machine,
6. Waited for the load to finish,
7. Hung up the clothes,
8. Waited for them to dry,
9. Brought the dry clothes in from the line,
10. Folded clothes,
11. Sorted them by owner groups,
12. Put clothes piles into owners rooms"

Person 2: "Are you pulling a Laundry Theory on me?!"

by Silverino March 23, 2012


that's just a theory

A GAME THEORY

Personally I think Ness is Sans.
But hey, that's just a theory, a game theory!

by Someone you don't care about. May 30, 2021

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Hybrid Theory

awesome CD. sold over 8 million copies

by Luka September 29, 2003

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