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Syndrome = a group of signs and symptoms that together are characteristic or indicative of a specific disease or other disorder.
Tiger Woods = As of November 2009 the worlds richest sports person, and possibly the greatest Golfer in history.
Tigers Wood Syndrome = As of December 2009 a recognised condition suffered by arrogant rich sportsmen that have had at least 10 extra marital affairs.
To be truly considered a sufferer of ‘Tigers Wood Syndrome’ the extra marital affairs must include a cocktail waitress and 2 porn stars. Severe cases may in fact see the cocktail waitress and porn stars appearing together. (Or should that be, if the sufferer is lucky….)
The only known cure for Tigers Wood Syndrome is a significant payout (millions and millions) from the sufferer to the newly estranged wife.
Husband – “Honey I had an affair, can you forgive me?”
Wife – “who was she…?”
Husband - “well there was Cori, Mindy, Jamie, Kalika, Jaimee, Rachel, Holly and well I cant remember the others names”
Wife – “can I have my 80 Million !”
Husband - "but its Tigers Wood Syndrome..."
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The art of being the man and getting mad girls. (Pimp, Playa).
"He hooked up with five girls tonight, he's Tiger Woods Status"
"Yo I got three different girls blowin up my phone to hang out right now" "Damn, thats Tiger Woods Status"
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Your brain turning off the sound or images from media saturation. Auto-mute.
Joe Paterno now has Tiger Woods Status.}
The Kardashians have Tiger Woods Status
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When you hit your head off something and have a golf ball sized bump.
"hey man wtf happened to you?"
-"I got blasted last night and hit my head"
"did you ever bro, you got a 100% legit Tiger Woods Special going on up there"
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A very easy shot or tap in goal in a soccer or hockey game. Often scored by amateurs or bench players.
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kyle misses game winning open net shot....
chris: "Damn it kyle that was a Tiger Woods tap in!"
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sam: " ya i had the game winning goal last night"
joe: "i heard it was a Tiger Woods tap in...."
sam: "Uh um ya but it was awesome, you had to be there"
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when a male seems perfectly happy with a female, but then proceeds to explore other opportunities with other females, then after getting caught, goes back to the original female. The original female then forgives the male and everything of the past is therefore erased.
Guy 1: "Josh was going out with Lisa, but made out with Renee. Lisa then confronts Josh about this. Josh then says sorry, and Lisa forgets that anything ever happened."
Guy 2: "Classic Tiger Woods Move."
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From the fuckpuddle that was Chris Rock's cinematic career (see also: your usual Wanda Sykes appearance) in Down to Earth, the character Lance Barton played by Chris Rock proclaims his newly-bestowed wealth by shouting "Tiger Woods Y'all!" It can be used to indicate a biracial condition, being annoying as thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket on the golf course, promoting Buick automobiles, wearing red shirts on Sundays and more. Ever since his infamous car crash in November 2009, the term can now be used in relation to sexual infidelity, sexual promiscuity and sex therapy.
For expressional clarity, is often followed by quotes from the Chappelle Show's masterful treatment of the legendary Rick James in 'Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories.'
After getting nowhere with the bitches at the sorority party last weekend, I decided to buy some new clothes, get a haircut and pretend like I had money. This time, I'm gonna show up, kick the door in and shout "tiger woods y'all - it's a celebration bitches!"
My roommates bet my black ass I couldn't get with this twat from South Carolina because she's racist. Once I got her back to my dorm room and ravaged her Confederate cunt, I opened the window and shouted into the quad "tiger woods y'all!"
After sinking the last putt and winning the bet, I obnoxiously yelled "tiger woods, y'all - I'm one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time!"
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