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Stinky tinker-bell toes

when you are wearing socks with tinker-bell on them, when they are stanky. you may also be stuffing them in someone's face (usually a pretty face). so sad.. usually said in an accent.

person, get your stinky tinker-bell toes out of pretty face.

by chickencheese November 5, 2010

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tinkered

A word used by people who go on ski trips and bring the smallest amount of weed possible to described getting high.

Said with a hand gesture alike the gesture for getting wasted

Guys you ready to get tinkered on this trip *makes hand gesture with left hand while pulling out the tiniest amount of weed *

by Saaaaaa dude March 18, 2016


Tinker Bell

When a drunken homeless man sticks a bunch of pixie dust up his ass and farts it into the eyes of another drunken homeless man.

Aw shit man!! I got fuckin pink eye from that epic Tinker Bell I got last night!!

by JTink March 8, 2023


Tinker Bell

When you shove pixie dust up your asshole and then squat and fart it into someone’s face, (preferably the eyeball) making the pixie dust tinkle all over.

Aw dude!! I got fuckin pink eye from that Tinker Bell you gave me!!!

by JTink March 5, 2023


Tinker's damn

The damn or other curse issued by a tinker. 19th century language in which tinkers by trade were considered some of the lowest in society, so to not receive a 'damn' from a tinker is considered as being lesser that the lowest. The modern day equivalent to tinkers would be furries, so if a furry doesn't give a damn, you gotta be one sorry son of a bitch.

I don't think you're even deserving of a tinker's damn, after what you did to those kids.

by Esna Slersad January 14, 2025


Tinker Wanker Syndrome

When your cock is so small that no powders or pills can help. This is the type of person who hates sex because they can't even penetrate. Also the type of person that masturbates to the 30-year-old school science textbook chapter about anatomy.

Average amount of cum produced in one sitting: 6 micro liters

Average size of cock at full size: 4 inches

He's such a Tinker Wanker Syndrome!

by Alex_thymum February 23, 2022


tinker-twat

A fool and a twat.

Trent: Brimmy, shut the fuck up!
Brimmy: Trent, you shut the fuck up you bloody tinker-twat

by LoogieSolos April 2, 2022