Friending

An Indian

When Steve answered the spam call he was greeted by an overweight Indian fella, "Hello, my friending"

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Friends

A TV show that although its quite old, some people become re-obsessed with years later.

Hi Bec, Im sorry re-runs of Friends is on channel 7 I will call you back, I've become re-obsessed with it after all these years

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Friends

people who are there to make you wet yourself at the strangest moments, preferably someplace awkward.

Me: *something funny*
You: *wets pants from laughing too hard*
Stranger: they must be best friends.

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as a friend

What you respond when someone asks you if you like one of your friends that is cool but usually too damn ugly to be attracked to.

"So, do you like Mike?"

"Well...as a friend."

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friends

A break up line used by a chick who just wants dump your ass, but also wants to be nice about it. The sex probably sucks.

"I think we were just better off just friends"

"Jimmy, I want to break up ... but HEY .. we can be friends!!!"

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friends

1. People who act like they are interested in you to fuck you over later
2. People who have common interests or hobbies
3. People who gets profit off of you

Yo that friends that I’ve told you about, they fucked me over last week... they pretend to be my friends to get some liquors off of me

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Friends

People who pretend to like you so they can 1. 'borrow' your clothes and/or 2. copy everything you do and pretend it was their idea.

'I liked your hair cut so i went and got it, but were friends so who cares'

'Oh i like your phone, i wonder who had that idea to get it.

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