Pain in my Dick

A female that continues to nag and complain even after all avenues and attempts at resolution are reached.

An attempt to end an argument by associating yourself with the problem and by not call a woman a derogatory name or phrase.

Woman: nag, nag nag nag, nag, nag nag nag.

Man: Yes, maybe, ok, no, sorry, right.

Woman: nag, nag, nag, nag nag nag, nag nag, nag.

Man: You are a pain in my dick.

or

Man: I have a pain in my dick

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pimp my dick

To get and the best and most defined penis size enlargement and look you can possibly get.

Me: Doctor I want to pimp my dick.
Dr. Rosenberg: Mazel Tov. Let's start the process.

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slap my dick

When you are in a conversation, and start to get upset, just scream "slap my dick" or alternatively, "slap my wiggly dick", to make things better.

Dad: Son, you know all too well you got to get out of the house. You're sixteen, bud, when was the last time you were out there? I know things are rough, and that school is hard and your friends are just a bunch blokes that don't care for you at all. You have potential, kid, you have a heart, and I will be here for you every step of the wa-

Son: Slap my dick, bitch.

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My dick migrane

when u continously slap your cock on the female partners head until the female partner has a migrane from the pain

God damn it claire u got to stop the my dick migranes on weekdays you suck dick now you havent sold one magazine bith

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suck my dick

What you say to somone when you want them to give you a felacio a.k.a blowjob

Suck my dick, you cocksucking piece of shit!

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honor my dick

when a girl "bows down to a dick" before performing oral sex

Guy 1: I told this girl to honor my dick and responded by getting down on her knees and giving me head.
Guy 2: Dude, really?! That girl bowed down AND honored your dick?! AWESOME!!

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kickin' it with my dick in it

to 'hang out' with your penis in something... usually a girl's mouth or vagina

similar to "rockin' out with my cock out" or "hangin' out with my wang out". except the penis is 'in' not 'out'

hey dude what are you doing with that girl?

not much, just kickin' it with my dick in it

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