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The act of being up all night feverish and pooping from both ends.
Due to uncontrollable poping, John will be forced to miss work today.
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the term pope has 3 definte definitions.
1. the person that has the best car anyone can have. therefore its called the Popemobile.
2. Head of the catholic church. leads the catholics into everything that deals with God.
3. The pope is the man who HAS THE BEST HAT EVER!!!
1. "Damn we all need a Popemobile."
2. I, as your pope, will lead you to God's given salvation and eternal life.
3. I has a hat 'cause im da pope
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The Pope is the religious figure for the Catholic Church. The Pope is very old and very rich. The Popes favorite activity is to put the "Lord" inside little boys. The best way to describe what the Pope looks like is by comparing him to a dried up pussy.
How to use The Pope in a sentence:
I don't know who's gayer, Michael Jaxson or The Pope.
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1. What you say when something has gone really well.
2. An adjective to describe how great and awesome something is.
3. To display a such a high degree of aptitude against someone or something.
4. The head of the Catholic Church.
1. Sweeeeeeet. Poooooope.
2. This movie is so pope. It's perhaps the best movie of the century.
3. I just poped you. You are seriously the worst player in the world.
4. The pope lives in the Vatican and wears big and fancy hats.
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A person of the male species who cannot get laid, regardless of consistent effort.
Sean is getting rejected by that girl. Typical pope.
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To be elected to the position of Pope in the Roman Catholic Church.
Steps to become "Poped" if interested:
1. Become a Priest
2. Study a lot, especially abroad in Italy
3. Become a Bishop
4. Be nominated an Archbishop by the current Pope
5. Get into the College of Cardinals
6. Current Pope must die somehow
7. Be elected with a 2/3 majority by your fellow Cardinals
8. Know you are now the most pious MoFo out there, and POPE IT UP
Some DO's and DON'T's can't hurt either:
DO be Catholic
DO be very religious and pious
DON'T violate your chastity
DON'T make racy jokes from the pulpet
DO avoid drinking too much of "the Blood of Christ"
DO avoid 'encounters' with choir boys
DON'T be seen in public listening to "Get Back" by Ludacris
DON'T be a member of the KKK
DO be wise, and preferably very old and wizened-looking
DO enjoy the look of the Pope-Mobile
and most importantly....
NEVER, under ANY circumstances, say "Goddamn it!"
Follow these simple steps and rules, and you will be the next Peter John Benedict XXX, or whatever you choose to be your name.
Benedict XVI: The happiest day of my life was when I was Poped by the College of Cardinals
John Paul II: But what about you doing nothing since my death?
Benedict XVI: I....uhhh...
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