Turf Mob

Gang in Portland, OR near Park Rose which gang members consist mainly of High school students or younger adults.

yo don't fuck wit dat nigga hes rollin wit Turf Mob!

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Turf War

A disagreement or fight between two lesbians.

Oh shit, Janice and Holly in a fierce turf war.

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Surf and Turf

When you have a dick in your butt while you have your dick in a butt

Matt: You excited for the three some with Tammy?
Tom: Yes, but none of that surf and turf shit…

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Turf Vag

Condition when a professional sports player misses games due to an unspecified injury or ailment, most likely because he is being a poon.

Matthew Stafford will miss Sunday's game against the Bears due to 'Turf Vag'.

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bum turf

1. The unbridled mane of one's buttocks. (see manscaping)

2. The area which a bum claims to be his own to collect his income. Bum turf may be, and usually is fought for. Many a bum have lost their turf due to drunkeness, or inability to stand their ground.

1.
"Man my ass itches"
"Why?"
"I've got stubble because I just shaved my bum turf"

2.
"There's broken glass, vomit and shit everywhere"
"Yeah, I saw a couple of guys fighting over their bum turf"

3.
"Why do you need to share my bum turf?"
"Because I went back to mine, and found a couple of fags in my box, and I knew what they were doing because the velcro sound. It must've been the rubbing of bum turf on freshly manscaped crotch"

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turf tongue

Condition one gets when performs too much cunnilingus.

The pitcher on the softball team is on the DL with a bad case of turf tongue.

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arena turf

schwag weed; marijuana that is not of high quality

Yo, why did Brent bring that arena turf over? Wuznt even worth the smoke...gave me a fat headache.

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