When you extend your neck to show off your adams apple, or appear taller or larger, or intimidate people.
Man: i am going to intimidate that kid for talking shit about me.
Man: *is turtlenecking*
Kid: i am scared!
The act of inserting objects into the foreskin of a penis and rolling the foreskin above the tip, simulating a turtle hiding its head in its shell. Typically for safe storage or to hide objects from others.
"The cops didnt find my weed, thank god I was turtlenecking"
When a dude who’s circumcised and a dude who’s not circumcised touch penises and the dude who’s not circumcised pulls his foreskin around the other dude’s penis.
Yo, Dave and I found this uncirced bro last night and got to turtlenecking.
When you pour sand into the foreskin of an uncircumcised male
Anakin Skywalker hated it when Padmé Amidala spiced up their honeymoon an Arizona Turtleneck.
When you pour sand into the foreskin of an uncircumcised male
Anakin Skywalker hated it when Padmé Amidala spiced up their honeymoon an Arizona Turtleneck.
Covering the hole in the front of the toilet while your shitting with your shirt. Then putting your face in your shit and taking a fat whiff
I took such a fat shit that I had to hit it with the turtleneck steamer
A circumcised penis , resembling baldy detective Kojak , played by Telly Savalas when attired in a turtle neck sweater
That fellas cut cock looked just like Kojak in a turtleneck sweater