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a tweet that reaches new levels of likes and retweets
Did you see my latest tweet? It had over 2 likes. I hit that tweet spot real good.
Tweeting during defecation.
I just proposed to my girlfriend in a dook tweet.
These are tweets sent out by Twitterers with a vast collection of followers, but who only follow a handful themselves. Generally the celeb end of the spectrum.
Noted for inanity and the transparent 'need to be appreciated' usually displayed by the sender.
When Shakespeare said 'All the world's a stage...' He didn't mean this.
{on the phone}
Kelly: Kim Kardashian has just had a Mocha Latte! She was going to have a biscotti, but can't risk the calories!
Dan: Honey, I'm... um, thrilled about Kim's "Vanity Tweet", but I've got to get back to designing this hydroelectric plant we're building in the Caucasus.
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Usually a female Tweeter who creates a Twitter account for the purpose of spamming other Tweeters with self-promotion of her physical assets. Generally includes a pornographic profile picture and a "browse my pix" link to more porn. May or may not be an actual person.
Tweeter1: "I received five Tweet skanks this week, how many did you get?"
Tweeter2: "I got three and one of them infected my machine when I followed the link -- LenaYuck69, who posted, 'Im lonely cn u help me? check my pics'."
Tweeter1: "Fool. You block Tweet skanks, you don't follow them or their links!"
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This phrase is said or texted if the speaker wants someone or a group of people to look at their last tweet. It is at the "Peeper's" discretion to determine if it's favorite or retweet worthy.
Kon: "Peep the tweet!"
Chris: "Lol Kon! I favorited it!"
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Tweeting towards someone without mentioning their name.
Person 1: "I knew she was talking about me"
Person 2:"Was she air tweeting again"
Person 1:"Yes"
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A term used to tell someone of a rumour or to pass on information, but without wanting to be identified as the source of such rumour or information. Like "Word on the Streets", but used mostly when your source of information is a social networking platform. However, can also be used otherwise as an alternative to "Word on the Streets". Relevant in today's fast moving, all pervading and progressive digital era.
Male X: Yo, did you hear the news about that hottie you were trying to get with forever?
Male Y: No, what's up?
Male X: Tweet on the streets is that she's getting married to that boy with the thorn in his side.
Male Y: That's messed up, man.
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